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I’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
Renjun
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Chenle: I have a plan.
Jisung: Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
Chenle: No, this plan is sure-fire.
Jisung: Correction. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
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Mark: You got into SM Entertainment?
Donghyuck: What, like it's hard?
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Johnny: So, Jae, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get him? Earrings? A little bracelet?
Jaehyun: No, I got him way more than a piece of jewelry. I got him a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.
Mark: As a joke?
Jaehyun: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Taeyong to marry me.
Mark: As a joke?
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Johnny: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle 1’
Ten “Been there, done that”
Taeil is “Currently doing that”
Taeyong is “It happened once in a dream”
Jaehyun is “If I had to pick a best friend”
Doyoung is………… “Eagle 2”
Doyoung: Oh thank god
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Chenle: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.
Jisung: You think I'm cute?
Chenle: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
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[Mark and Sungchan are talking about Sungchan's feelings for Donghyuck]
Sungchan: What do you mean?
Mark: I mean, you didn't kiss him, did you?
Sungchan: No! Absolutely not. No.
Mark: ...Did you want to?
Sungchan: Oh yeah, totally.
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Jaemin: I came back for Jeno.
Renjun: I know. You've had your "Jeno Stealing Face" since you picked me up from the airport
Jaemin: What "Jeno Stealing Face"?
Renjun: The only face you've got.
Jaemin: Well, it doesn't even matter now. He's with Yangyang.
Renjun: Honey, Yangyang doesn't stand a chance, trust me. I have been the "Yangyang" between "Jeno and Jaemin" and it is not a great place to be.
Jaemin: Yeah, neither is the place I'm at.
Renjun: Are you kidding? You're Na Jaemin. The guy made a whole album about how much he loves you.
Jaemin: You think he still does?
Renjun: It has always been "Jeno and Jaemin". You guys are meant to be together. It's the way it's supposed to be. So go and get your man. [Jaemin chuckles] And this time, if he proposes please say "yes".
Jaemin gets up and hugs Renjun then starts walking away. Then turns back.
Jaemin: Wait, if I came back for Jeno, then why did you come back?
Renjun: Duh! For Jeno. Game on, bitch!
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Hendery: You know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!
Yuta: [appears behind him] Alright! I'll do it.
Hendery: Whoa! What?
Yuta: Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.
Hendery: That is so sweet. Are you kidding?
Yuta: [rolls his eyes] Yes, I'm kidding!
Hendery: [disappointed] You don't toy with a guys emotions like that, Yuta hyung. It's not attractive, alright?
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