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Vaggie: I’m at a loss for words.

Angel Dust, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Vaggie yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Husk: You were stabbed?!

Angel Dust: LIGHTLY stabbed.

Husk: What tf does that even mean?!

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Can i draw some of your incorrect hazbin quotes?

Sure! If you want!

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Cherri Bomb: *seeing Husk and Angel getting romantic as she walks down the street* All the hot guys are either taken or gay!

Sir Pentious: *having been holding her hand as they walked together this whole time* I AM RIGHT HERE!

(source: Vine)

#submission

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Charlie: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Vaggie: You are my reward, babe.

Angel Dust: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Husk: You fucking bet I do, you sexy pain in the ass!

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Husk: Okay, Angel. Say it.

Angel: I can't.

Husk: Angel, baby, you're never gonna feel better until you get this thing off your chest!

Angel: *looks at the Valentino-like parasite on his chest* I know, Husk. *removes parasite*

Husk: Okay. Say it.

Angel: I'm a loser.

Husk: You're a loser and what?

Angel: Sexy?

Husk: No. Proud!

Angel: I'm a loser and I'm proud.

Husk: Good! Say it louder!

Angel: I'm a loser and I'm proud.

Husk: Louder!

Angel: I'm a loser and I'm proud!

Husk: Louder!

Angel: I'M A LOSER AND I'M PROUD! I'm a loser and I'm proud! I'm a loser and I'm proud!

Alastor: *overhearing* Is that what he calls it?

(Source: SpongeBob Squarepants)

#submission

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Angel Dust: Aw, c'mon, I didn't get that drunk last night.

Husk: You covered my face in highlighter because you said I'm important.

Angel Dust: 'CAUSE YOU ARE!

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Niffty: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Vaggie: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Angel Dust, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Husk: Do you just think other people can't fucking hear you?!

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Charlie: I swear...when it's appropriate.

Vaggie: Hon, the whole point of swearing is that it isn't appropriate.

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Charlie: I can’t find Husk!

Angel Dust: Allow me.

Angel Dust: ANGEL DUST IS A CRACKWHORE WHO’S INCAPABLE OF REDEMPTION!

Husk: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!

Charlie:

Angel Dust: Found him.

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Charlie: I'm cold.

Vaggie: Here, have my jacket. Is there anything else you need?

Angel Dust: I'm cold, too.

Husk: I can set you on fire if you want.

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Charlie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Vaggie: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Charlie: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Vaggie: Is it working?

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Alastor: Do you take constructive criticism?

Charlie: Not without crying.

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Alastor: What is love?

Charlie: Being surrounded by those you care about.

Lucifer: An emotional minefield.

Husk: A neurochemical reaction.

Angel Dust: Baby don't hurt me-

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Vaggie: What’s wrong with you?

Angel Dust: Off the top of my head, I say low self esteem, lack of fatherly affection, and a genetic predisposition for pettiness and being an asshole

Vaggie: Well, i didn’t know what I expected but it wasn’t that

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Angel Dust: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

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