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incorrectdmp · 2 days

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One thing most people don't realize about Gazebos is how bloodthirsty they used to be until the 1930s or so. It used to be that in order to appease your average small town gazebo you had to feed it 4-5 marching bands a year, or roughly 2 dozen barbershop groups. Noaways? Throw it a steely dan cover act every 6 months, maybe a bridal party every few years if you're actively trying to court its favor, and you're pretty much in the clear. And the crazy thing is nobody knows why they calmed down, or that their appetite for flesh won't return to its 19th century heights one day. It's actually an increasingly popular theory among modern Gazebo researchers that we're at the tail end of a period of dormancy and it's only a matter of time until they start howling for blood again. And if/when that does happen there's the question of whether our modern zeeb-keepers are really ready for the task of booking enough sacrificial acts to meet that increased demand. Guild policy has gotten lax in the century since the heyday of Dark Pavillionism and a lot of local keepers refuse to even look at newer research that threatened to upsettheir status quo. Kind of scary to think about

#you know why this goes here

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incorrectdmp · 20 days

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Stephen: sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Vincent: I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

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incorrectdmp · 20 days

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Charlie: What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog shit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit

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incorrectdmp · 27 days

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Her: Controversial ways i'm raising my children

Her: I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults

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incorrectdmp · 1 month

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Charlie: i can fix him

Oz: girl you are WORSE than him

#discord murder party #dmp #quote #Charlie #chaos god #chaos van #I (opal) have no idea what's going on with chaos van but I assume these are the vibes #Source: living-dead-lex

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incorrectdmp · 1 month

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Ezra: the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate

Tommy: are you ok

Ezra: pomy granite

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incorrectdmp · 1 month

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Valencia: We finally meet for our final battle. I sneer as you draw your sword "You wish to fight? So be it! Now hero, behold! MY TRUE FORM!" What happens next?

Vincent: I am obscured by dark smoke. When it clears, I look exactly the same.

Charlie: I start a 20 minute transformation sequence. You leave halfway through.

Chaos God: I put on an obnoxious shirt and start using bad 90s slang constantly.

Juniper: Dramatic boss battle music underscores me running away like a coward

Stephen: I turn into a weaker version of myself. You punch me to death.

Aelethias: We have a 3 hour philosophical discussion on what constitutes a "true" form

Hailey: I immediately transition. This doesn't help me fight but is nice, right?

Tommy: Nothing happens. I keep awkwardly saying I'll transform soon. I won't

Ezra: I pull off my mask, revealing I've been Danny DeVito this whole time.

Doc: I have a heart attack and keel over dead on the spot

#discord murder party #dmp #quote #incorrect quotes #charlie #chaos god #valencia lynch #Ezra crane #hailey huang #stephen cutter #Tommy Gwendolyn #aelethias #juniper nln #vincent marshall reid #source: probablybadrpgideas #doctor mcgillicutty #Tried to get these as close to what they'd pick as possible

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incorrectdmp · 2 months

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Btw this blog is full of spoilers so I recommend not following if you're just starting dmp

#not a quote

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incorrectdmp · 2 months

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Baku: oh, you practice ethical non-monogamy? well i practice UNETHICAL non-monogamy. thats right. i have multiple partners so i can perform scientific malpractice and make them all run through mazes like lab rats. i only reward some of them with Science Pellets. the other ones get electrical shocks. i may have also vivisected a partner....what? you're not interested? .......okay, no pellets for you

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incorrectdmp · 2 months

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Grace: You want to be romantically attracted to someone? The thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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incorrectdmp · 2 months

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Murder God: Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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