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Mashita: So you’re telling me if I say “Have a nice day” it’s completely acceptable… Mashita: But if I tell someone to enjoy their next 24 hours it’s considered “very threatening”?

#mashita satoru #source: tumblr

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I’m not arguing. I’m just offering a relentlessly contrary point of view.

Mashita

#satoru mashita #source: zits

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Hazuki: I dunno, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Akira: With each other or the horrors?

Hazuki: I have two hands.

#hazuki kaoru #akira kijima #source: tumblr

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Natsumi, about Ban: Is this a friend of yours, Akira?

Akira: Kind of? Not really. He’s in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it.

#natsumi kijima #akira kijima #source: tumblr

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Hazuki: Living well is the best revenge.

Amanome: Yeah, but obviously I’m not gonna do that! What’s the second best? Cutting their brakes, right?

#hazuki kaoru #seiji amanome #source: twitter

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Moe: They died of natural causes.

Shou: They were stabbed multiple times.

Moe: Well it’s natural to die after that.

#watanabe moe #shou nagashima #source: tumblr

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Rose: You have a crush on Akira, don’t you?

Hazuki: I never said that. You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I never said it.

#hazuki kaoru #rosé mulan #source: community

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Moe: Hey, what's the name of the guy we always run in to at the supermarket?

Shou: His dogs' names are Sprinkles and Boots.

Moe: That's not what I asked.

Shou: That's the information I have.

#wantanabe moe #shou nagashima #source: tumblr

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Hazuki: Next person who tells me that is getting turned into a mushroom.

Akira: … You can do that?

Hazuki:..Well no. But when you really think about it, one way or another, in the end, everyone gets turned into mushrooms. At least, if they’re lucky enough to die in a forest.

#kaoru hazuki #akira kijima #source: the gods are bastards

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Rose: Remember, bird-watching goes both ways.

Hazuki: That’s vaguely threatening, thank you.

#rosé mulan #hazuki kaoru #source: tumblr

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Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day.

Mashita

#satoru mashita #source: tumblr

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Mashita: So you’re telling me if I say “Have a nice day” it’s completely acceptable…

Mashita: But if I tell someone to enjoy their next 24 hours it’s considered “very threatening”?

#satoru mashita #source: tumblr

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Yashiki: I either have a plan, or I'm an idiot.

Mashita: That's good. 'Cause usually you have a plan and you're an idiot.

#yashiki kazuo #satoru mashita #source: the red green show

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Hazuki: Hey, do you think Akira would go to dinner with me?

Amanome: Sure, as long as you don't tell him it's a date.

#hazuki kaoru #seiji amanome #source: csi

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Moe: Mr. Yashiki, we’re sorry but...

Yashiki: I’m beginning to think that “Mr. Yashiki, we’re sorry” is my actual name, considering how often you guys say it.

#watanabe moe #yashiki kazuo #source: the flash

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Hazuki: Okay, I've come up with a three step plan to get Akira to marry me.

Amanome: ...I'm listening.

Hazuki: Step one, get him to play truth or dare.

Amanome (trying not to laugh): Stop.

Hazuki: Step two, wait until he picks dare.

Amanome: No.

Hazuki: Step three, dare him to marry me.

Rose, yelling from the other room: It could work!

#hazuki kaoru #seiji amanome #rosé mulan #source: tumblr

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Hazuki: We should try talking before we start hitting.

Akira: It works better for me the other way around.

#hazuki kaoru #akira kijima #source: ben 10