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Namira: Ugly people are amazing. I love ugly people. Every ugly person deserves 1 million gold and a life of peace and quiet.

Sanguine: What about pretty people?

Namira: Pretty people can go fuck themselves

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DAEDRA LORDS part 2

plan to redraw them~

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oblivion is game of the year, every year

(reads bottom to top)

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Anybody else feel like Sheogorath and Namira would get along? Idk I just think that people who are mad are often considered "repulsive" by society and Namira is pretty big on that so I feel like she and Sheogorath would have really odd get-togethers where they eat brain pie and talk about something really disturbing

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Choose wisely

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Kitties are a silly thing

Which hop and bop and pounce and grin

They sniff and paw and bat and scratch

And hate to lose a wrestling match

#sheogorathcore

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Sheogorath: Do you think the mortals would find it funny if I made Masser and Secunda disappear?

Akatosh: No. Also, why are you here?

Sheogorath: But it would be funny, right?

Akatosh: No, it wouldn't.

Sheogorath: Yes, it would. I'll prove it.

Akatosh: Sheogorath, please leave the moons alone.

Sheogorath: no <3

#prev tags yes you should

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Skyrim npc: Pretty fancy robes. You a wizard or something?

Me: No, I stole these off a dead body after escaping from death row.

Skyrim npc: Okay.

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Guards do not appreciate it when you throw them into an Oblivion gate armed only with a spoon.

#sheo!hok

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i'm late but

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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

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Reposting bcs poor wording.

#i think they are both one being and two beings #and this is probably used as a loophole in a lot of bargains

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house of troubles? more like house of troublemakers

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Are you a Daedra looking for employment? Keep in mind that if you sign up with Molag Bal, you will have to go through 97 onboarding presentations referred to as "Kynbriefings", memorize 701 edicts, learn the Mandatory Codicils, and meet your torment and toil quotas. Failure to do so will be punished with the scathe-rings and discorporation. But if you manage all of that, you will be rewarded by earning time in the bliss-cells.

#ofc Coldharbour is anti-union

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The Hero of Kvatch blatantly abusing their power to start and stop time:

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Happy 18th anniversary to my favorite video game! It first came out on March 20th, 2006. This game is legally an adult now.

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Do you know the location of any Daedric artifacts?

M'aiq knows the locations of many Daedric artifacts.

Unfortunately, this one has lost track of Meridia's beacon. M'aiq lives in constant fear as a result.