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Ako: Prepare for school, then prepare for college, then prepare for work, then prepare for retirement and then you’re dead.

Ako: Then prepare for SKELETON WAR-

#ako udagawa #roselia #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Kokoro: So are you a boy or a girl?

Kaoru: I'm Kaoru Seta.

Hagumi: Yes, but what are you?

Kaoru: I'm the guitarist for Hello, Happy World.

Misaki: Yes, okay, but what's in your pants?

Kaoru: Chisato, occasionally?

Misaki and Chisato: [spits out water simultaneously]

#this has been a long time coming sorry for the delay #source: whos-the-lookout-now #kokoro tsurumaki #kaoru seta #hagumi kitazawa #misaki okusawa #chisato shirasagi #kaochisa #nb kaoru #bang dream! #bang dream #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Tomoe: Why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?

Ako: Mom told me to satanize the house.

Tomoe: No, she said sanitize.

Ako:

Ako: ...oh.

#tomoe udagawa #ako udagawa #afterglow #roselia #bang dream! #bang dream #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Maya: Hey, I made too much pasta. Should I just go eat all of it now?

Chisato: You made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. Put it in a contain-

Hina, shouting at the top of her lungs: SHOVEL THE PASTA INTO YOUR FACE. DO IT. PUT IT IN YOUR FACE. THE FUTURE IS MEANINGLESS BUT THE PASTA IS NOW.

#maya yamato #chisato shirasagi #hina hikawa #pastel palettes #bang dream #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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so for those who were wondering why there's not been any quotes in forever, there's been lots of factors, from me kinda falling off the bandori train for a bit, running out of quotes and life just kicking me in the gut.

things are better now and i'm getting back into the franchise, so i might actually post nowadays, but the quote shortage still is a major problem. unless i got, like, a ton of submissions (hint hint), don't expect constant daily quotes like in the past.

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MASKING, holding up CHU2: Stinky.

PAREO: No!! Don’t be mean!!!

MASKING, swaying CHU2 back and forth in the air: Stinky bastard producer.

PAREO: No!!!!

LAYER, not looking up from reading: Naughty girl. Brat cat.

PAREO, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!

#masking #masuki sato #pareo #reona nyubara #layer #rei wakana #raise a suilen #BanG Dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Kokoro: I love all of my bandmates! Kanon, Kaoru, Hagumi, Michelle...

Kokoro: [looks at smudged writing on her hand]

Kokoro: ...Missakey...?

#around band story 1 of course #kokoro tsurumaki #hello happy world #BanG Dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Misaki: Beauty and the Beast is so funny. Imagine you go out to town to run your errands, and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are.

Kaoru: ...that doesn't happen to you?

#well in kaoru's case it's just the FEMALE population but still #misaki okusawa #kaoru seta #hello happy world #BanG Dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Moca: Hey Ran, you don't think I'll be alone at 50, right?

Ran: Awww, come on.

Ran: You're not gonna make it to 50.

#source: thegreywoof #moca aoba #ran mitake #afterglow #BanG Dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes #okay i have no other excuses for not being here again for 2+ weeks except for depression being a bitch

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Aya: Fighting evil by moonlight,

Chisato: Winning love by daylight,

Maya: Never running from a real fight,

Eve: She is the one named-

Hina: GO GO POWER RANGERS

#aya maruyama #chisato shirasagi #maya yamato #eve wakamiya #hina hikawa #pastel palettes #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Sayo: Why are you ignoring Shirasagi-san?

Hina: It's my strategy. I'm playing hard to get.

Sayo: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.

#source: thegreywoof #sayo hikawa #hina hikawa #chisahina #roselia #pastel palettes #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Ako: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Yukina: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.

Rinko: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Sayo: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!

Lisa: Ah, mental stability, my old friend.

Ako: ...guys, are y'all okay?

#ako udagawa #yukina minato #rinko shirokane #sayo hikawa #lisa imai #roselia #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Ran: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it...

Moca: You’re too hot and I still eat you~

Tomoe:

Himari:

Tsugumi: ONE LUNCH BREAK! I JUST WANTED ONE LUNCH BREAK WITHOUT THIS!

#tsugu is DONE with being a fifth wheel #ran mitake #moca aoba #tomoe udagawa #himari uehara #tsugumi hazawa #afterglow #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Kaoru: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Himari: That’s… the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Moca: I’m just picturing someone screaming ‘BONJOUR’ at a vagina.

Hina: SACRE BLEU MADMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANT

Ako: *snickers* "Titty croissant"...

Ran: Literally none of you should be having sex, ever.

#kaoru seta #himari uehara #moca aoba #hina hikawa #ako udagawa #ran mitake #kaohima #kinda #hello happy world #afterglow #pastel palettes #roselia #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes #this is so stupid i'm sorry

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Chisato: I had a nightmare that Kanon left me.

Misaki: That's ridiculous. You know she has no sense of direction.

#chisato shirasagi #misaki okusawa #chisakanon #pastel palettes #hello happy world #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Kanon: Chisato-chan, did you know that jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains?

Chisato: A ray of hope for Kaoru.

#kanon matsubara #chisato shirasagi #kaoru seta #hello happy world #pastel palettes #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes

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Tomoe: Oh my god, those noodles were so good! I feel like I just cheated on you.

Himari: Yeah, I heard the moaning.

#tomoe udagawa #himari uehara #tomohima #afterglow #bang dream! #bandori #incorrect quotes