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Jakub: Tomi, this is my mother. Mom, this is my Tomi.

Jakub:

Jakub, blushing: Wait-

Tomi: No, he's right, I am his Tomi.

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Mikel: Are you ready to commit?

Willo: Like a crime, to a relationship or myself to a mental health facility?

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Kieran: Come on, I want to show you something.

Kieran: [turns around]

Martin: Nice.

Kieran: That’s not it but thank you.

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Emile: L is for the way you look at me

Reiss: O is for the only one I see

Eddie: V is very, very extraordinary 

Granit: E is for everyone shut the fuck up it’s 2am go to sleep before I kill you all.

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Gabriel: You've got to act tough, B! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you! 

Bukayo: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. 

Bukayo, standing up on his stool and slamming his hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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Carlos: How the HELL did you crash the car?! 

Ben: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Ben: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Carlos:

Aaron, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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Jorginho: Hey, what do you guys want for dinner-? 

Jorginho, spotting Gabby face down on the floor: What’s going on over there?

Eddie: He’s not dead, he’s having an existential crisis - I was thinking maybe Italian?

Gabby, voice muffled: Sounds good to me.

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[When Gabby has just left City]

Gabi: Did you get kicked out of City because of me?

Gabby: Nah, Pep’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Gabi, quietly: I knew it.

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Gabriel: You know archaic Latin?

Gabby: I got bored with classical Latin.

Gabriel: You know normal Latin?

Gabby: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Gabriel: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Gabby: You don't know everything about me, Gabi. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

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Mikel: Kai, if you miss again, I will eat your shower curtains.

Kai: I have a glass door...

Mikel: You think that will stop me??

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Albert: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Carlos: Weak. I sleep with a gun under mine.

Mikel: You're both losing this game.

Albert: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Mikel: Granit.

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Mikel: Hating me for the way I look?!

Mikel: As if perfect bone structure and thick dark hair is something I can help!

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Gabriel: How can you still be single?

Willo: Because I don't want a lover, how can YOU still be single?

Gabriel: Because you don't want a lover!

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Goonerinas: The best thing a man can do is have big brown eyes. The second best thing a man can do is be bisexual.

Willo: [smiles]

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Ben: I bet I could take you.

Willo: In a fight, right?

Ben: [smirks]

Willo: In a fight, RIGHT?!

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Martin: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Martin: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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[At Leandro’s funeral]

Mikel: [places his hand on the headstone and sobs]

Mikel: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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