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Camilla discussing plans to infiltrate the Vatican: Do we think this will really work?
Ava, smiling proudly: well it's called the VatiCAN not the VatiCANNOT
The group: .....
Ava: ..... :)
Beatrice: ....I'm sure we VatiCAN
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Ava: I am god. I am literally a deity. I am incapable of death and all forms of mortal emotion. I have never felt pain, only ultimate power. I am invincible. I am all-knowing. I-
Beatrice, existing:
Ava: So anyway, I am nothing compared to this woman. She is wonderful and good and deserves everything in the world-
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Mary: Are you in love with Beatrice?
Ava, sweating: ...no
Mary: Then why did you draw “A+B” in hearts everywhere?
Ava: It stands for ‘Anxiety’ and ‘bitches’
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Ava: Beatrice, stopping Adriel is a special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.
Beatrice: ...No.
Ava: Engaged?
Beatrice: No.
Ava: Going steady?
Beatrice: No.
Ava: A date?
Beatrice: No.
Ava: A kiss?
Beatrice: No.
Ava: A handshake?
Beatrice: No.
Ava: I'll see you tomorrow?
Beatrice: Sure.
Ava: I'll take it.
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Mary: Everybody’s got a gay cousin.
Ava: I don’t have a gay cousin.
Mary:
Ava: Oh wait, I’M the gay cousin!
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Ava: No one knows I'm bi
Mary: Can I be honest? Just... with the whole [makes a vague gesture to encompass all of her], I think they do.
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Beatrice: Please stop burying people in the back garden, it’s starting to get crowded.
Ava: ....Can I put them in the front garden?
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Ava to Beatrice: I have feelings for you. Not telling you which ones.
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Ava: I'm gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife
Ava: Then, if someone punches me, they're in for a surprise.
Mary: ...
Ava: *whispering* the knife
Beatrice internally: Why do I love this idiot?
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Beatrice: When I said 'bring me back something from the beach', I meant, like, a seashell or something.
Ava, holding a struggling seagull: Well, you should have fucking said that!
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Beatrice, at five am: Oh, good morning. didn't know you're an early bird.
Mary: I'm not, I'm heading to bed now.
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Beatrice: How is it that every time I show up, you idiots are in a worse situation?
Ava: To be fair, you did leave us.
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Ava: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Lilith: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Ava: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Ava: I thought you said you wouldn’t tell a soul!
Camila: I did! That’s why I told Lilith, she doesn’t have a soul.
Lilith: It’s true.
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Ava: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately"? Why are elephants more advanced than us?
Beatrice: We do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Camila: *pouting because Mary and Lilith are arguing too loudly for her to defuse the situation*
Beatrice: *hands her coffee* Get ready for the fistfight. My bets are on Lilith.
Camila: Hell, no, Mary would win. She’s fight or flight! Fight is in her base function! 50 on Mary.
Beatrice: Then 50 on Lilith.
Ava, eating popcorn: 50 on a tie. I’d love to see these idiots knock each other out.
Mother superior, sipping her hot cocoa: I’ll bet you all 50 they both start crying in about five minutes because they start picking at insecurities.
Mother Superior, five minutes later: Pay up, you three. You losers owe me 50 each.
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Mary: I've got this under control!
Lilith: Is that why everything’s on fire?
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