Saw a TikTok that was like “when you and your best friend are both physical touch people but then you do something that feels a little too real” and like. Phoenix and Maya. Just sitting together all cuddled up watching TV, Phoenix running his hand through Maya’s hair, and she just randomly kisses him on the cheek. And they both freeze. And Maya sits up and they both just sort of sit there silently for a few seconds before Phoenix is like “well it’s getting late I should head home” so he stands up and heads for the door. And Maya is like “wait Nick this is your apartment!”
Maya: [Entering the room] I'm back.
Phoenix: What-? You... You can't be here. You've been arrested for murder again.
Maya: Prison is a social construct.
[During Spirit of Justice]
Phoenix: I really do remember, though. Every second with you. I'm so glad you're back, because it killed me, Maya. It killed me, it killed me, it killed me.
Maya: Hey, Nick. Wanna know a secret?
Phoenix: [stares suspiciously]
Maya :)
Phoenix: I smell smoke.
Phoenix: ... Is that your secr-
Maya: House is on fire.
Maya: How do I get the person I like to date me? Screaming "date me" seems too desperate.
Edgeworth: You are desperate.
Phoenix: Offer them something irresistible.
Maya: Like... potatoes?
Phoenix: Are there potatoes?
Maya: Seven whole potatoes.
Phoenix: I'm in love with you.