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Kakashi: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

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Naruto: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Kakashi: But you do know better.

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Young Naruto: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Kakashi: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Kakashi: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Shino: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Kiba: Even better!

Shino: What the fuck did you-

Kiba: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Hinata: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?

Hinata & Neji: One, two, three-

Hinata & Neji: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Kankuro: Our turn, Gaara! One, two, three-

Kankuro: Vanilla!

Gaara: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

#hinata hyuga #neji hyuga #kankuro #gaara #naruto #incorrect nart

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Gai: Why are you like this??

Kakashi: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Naruto: I hate Sasuke.

Kakashi: "Hate' is a strong word.

Naruto: I have strong opinions.

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Naruto: I’m here for the cult stuff.

The Akatsuki: How did you find us?

Naruto: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Kakashi: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Naruto: We have three actually-

Sasuke: Pick your favorite.

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Kid Naruto: Here comes the lightning!

Kid Naruto, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, I am an almighty wizard.

Iruka: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Neji: Why are Guy-Sensei and Lee sitting with their backs to each other?

Tenten: They had a fight.

Neji: Then why are they holding hands?

Tenten: They get sad when they fight.

#neji hyūga #neji hyuuga #tenten #rock lee #might guy #maito gai #incorrect nart

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Naruto: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Sasuke: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Sakura: No

Naruto:

Sakura: … What did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me?

Naruto: *sigh* it only works on Sasuke

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Sakura: Can I have a private talk with you?

Naruto: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Tenten, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#tenten #incorrect nart #naruto #naruto shippuden