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Fujiwara: Where's Kaguya? Shirogane: She's not my girlfriend! Fujiwara: Whoa there, never said she was. shirogane: Ooh... Heh heh, awkward...

#source: kim possible #miyuki shirogane #chika fujiwara

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Fujiwara: This is my worst birthday ever. Ishigami: Because you celebrate it with mine? Fujiwara: No, cause it's a little humid-YES, BECAUSE I CELEBRATE IT WITH YOURS!

#source: drake and josh #chika fujiwara #yu ishigami

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Kaguya: I love you, okay? Miyuki: Oh. The words are nice, but the tone is scary.

#source: the good place #kaguya shinomiya #miyuki shirogane

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Hayasaka: Go tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen? Kaguya: He could hear me.

#source: friends #kaguya shinomiya #ai hayasaka

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Iino: Stay out of trouble. Ishigami: Not my strong suit.

#source: avengers infinity war comic #miko iino #yu ishigami

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Kaguya: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about president with another girl. Hayasaka: Yeah, that's jealousy.

#source: austin and ally #kaguya shinomiya #ai hayasaka

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Shirogane: Hello, people who do not live here.

Fujiwara, Ishigami: Hi.

Iino: Hello.

Shirogane: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Fujiwara: We were out of Doritos.

#source: friends #miyuki shirogane #chika fujiwara #yu ishigami #Miko Iino

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Shirogane: Hayasaka, Shinomiya's missing. Can you find her?

Hayasaka: Do you think I have her microchipped or something?

Shirogane: Well, do you?

Hayasaka: Yeah, Hang on.

#source: kim possible #ai hayasaka #miyuki shirogane

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Kaguya: I'd kill for you. Kaguya: Please ask me to kill for you. Shirogane: No, Kaguya.

#source: the simpsons #kaguya shinomiya #miyuki shirogane

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College years

Iino: I wasn't that drunk last night. Onodera: You were flirting with Ishigami. Iino: So? He's my boyfriend! Onodera: You asked him if he was single and cried when he said no.

#submission #by ghostlyte #source: tumblr #miko iino #rei onodera

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Kaguya: We started dating!

Shirogane, Fujiwara, Ishigami, Iino: *surprised*

Fujiwara, to Shirogane: Why are you surprised?!

#source: daily lives of high school boys #kaguya shinomiya #miyuki shirogane #chika fujiwara

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*Ishigami and Tsubame next to each other*

Kaguya: They make a cute couple, huh?

Chika: They certainly are standing next to each other.

#source: bob's burgers #kaguya shinomiya #chika fujiwara

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Kei: Big brother has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. Kei: But the worst one by far is how thoughtful he can be.

#source: parks and rec #miyuki shirogane #kei shirogane

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Shirogane: Haysaca? That's a great name. Hayasaka (as Haysaca-chan): Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

#source: friends #ai hayasaka #miyuki shirogane

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Kaguya: You want to hug me, don't you?

Fujiwara: I kind of do.

Kaguya: Four to five seconds.

Fujiwara: Forty-five seconds?

Kaguya: Four to five seconds.

#source: modern family #kaguya shinomiya #chika fujiwara

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Ishigami: Here you are Iino, nice hot cup of coffee.

Iino: Oh, it's cold.

Ishigami: Nice cup of coffee.

Iino: It's horrible!

Ishigami: Cup of coffee.

Iino: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Ishigami: Cup.

#source: cabin pressure #Miko Iino #yu ishigami

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Kaguya: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me?

Kaguya: That's embarrassing.

Shirogane: We're married.

Kaguya: Still...

#source: parks and rec #kaguya shinomiya #miyuki shirogane