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Lucas during college: Beth, I think that you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic — unless you don’t want it to be platonic cause I could make that happen right now — sort of way.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #elizabeth vaughn #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you #<- although the quote is a bit more romantically inclined but i do have a sorting system so i will stick to it #queue don't need to love me #source: psych

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Elizabeth: What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.

Elizabeth: Doesn't that bother you?

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #queue don't need to love me #source: psych

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Liz: Can I tell you a secret?

Lucas: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #lucas gray #queue don't need to love me #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you #source: psych

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Lucas: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

David: Please don’t get arrested.

Lucas: No promises! <3

Kate: Why not both? Get creative!

Lucas: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

David: Please don’t encourage him, Kate.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #kate(if/then) #david(if/then) #otp: best worst mistake #brotp: one of those people who talks to strangers #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Elizabeth: Lucas is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around.

Lucas: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #lucas gray #source: generator #queue don't need to love me #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you

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Kate: We have fun, don’t we, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #kate(if/then) #queue don't need to love me #source: generator #kate in it's a sign. also kate in nmwt. any of the times she tries to conduct an instant public poll basically

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Lucas: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Lucas: Elizabeth, you're my best friend.

Elizabeth: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Elizabeth: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #elizabeth vaughn #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Kate: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Elizabeth: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Kate: Th-that's not how that works-

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #kate(if/then) #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Lucas: We should normalize not loving family members. Kate: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #brotp: one of those people who talks to strangers #kate(if/then) #lucas gray #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Lucas: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Kate: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment? You keep eating all the fucking plants.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #lucas gray #kate(if/then) #brotp: one of those people who talks to strangers #source: generator #queue don't need to love me

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Beth, after kissing Stephen: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Lucas: And you came to me?

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #lucas gray #brotp: i was always a little bit in love with you #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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David: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Lucas: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Lucas, right after David leaves the room: I miss him already.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #otp: best worst mistake #lucas gray #david(if/then) #queue don't need to love me #source: generator

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Elizabeth: Did you wash the dishes? Oren: I thought you wanted to do that... Elizabeth: *chuckles* You were WRONG.

#if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #elizabeth vaughn #oren(if/then) #queue don't need to love me #source: vine

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[at the zoo]

Huck: What're they in for?

David: Huck, this isn't prison.

Huck: So they can leave?

David: No, but—

Huck, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one killed someone.

#huckleberry gray-nolastname is truly his father's son. no. no‚ the other father. the one who makes noise. #if/then #david(if/then) #huck(if/then) #if/then incorrect quotes #source: generator

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Kate: Who's this?

Lucas: This is my partner, David.

Kate: You two are dating?

Lucas: Yes.

Kate, to David: My condolences.

#this is very much set in bethverse post-canon that's an important detail #if/then #if/then incorrect quotes #kate(if/then) #lucas gray #otp: best worst mistake #brotp: one of those people who talks to strangers #source: unknown

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Anne, to Kate: Baby, you look ravishing this evening.

Lucas: ...Baby?

David: Hmm?

Lucas: All your facial parts, they're in the right spots.

David: ...Thanks, Lucas.

#source: psych #if/then incorrect quotes #otp: best worst mistake #otp: love doesn't make us perfect #if/then