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Bretta: Is Ghost here?

Quirrel: Ah, you know what? [Ghost leaps out the window] He just left.

Bretta: ...Really?

Quirrel: Yeah... [Ghost reaches back in and grabs their nail] Sorry.

#source: scott pilgrim #submission

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I read this post and I couldn’t resist.

I suspect the White Lady might be able to change her size,but I love her being considerable bigger that the Tiny Pale King 

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Exploring HK high school AU concepts.

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Quirrel: What should you think when you’re having urges to jump off a bridge?

THK: Yeet.

Quirrel: No.

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*Pantheon of Hallownest*

Ghost, seeing AbsRad: I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! GODSEEKER’S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER NONEXISTENT SPIKY DICK OUT, AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE! AND SHE SAID THAT ABSRAD WAS “this powerful” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM! GODSEEKER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK! IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS WHAT?! HERE’S WHAT REAL POWER LOOKS LIKE!

*Ghost turns into the Shade Lord*

Ghost: THAT’S RIGHT BABY! ALL VOID, NO LIGHT, NO INFECTION! LOOK AT THAT, I LOOK LIKE SHADOWS DECIDED TO BE USEFUL FOR ONCE!

Literally every other boss: *cracking up in the background*

Ghost, still Shade Lord: SHE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT?! I’M GONNA FUCK THE KINGDOM! THAT’S RIGHT, THOS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER VOID PISS!

*Void starts leaking from the sky*

Ghost: EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE KINGDOM. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON ABSRAD!

*Shade Lord rips AbsRad’s face off*

Ghost: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DAD! I PISSED ON ABSRAD, YOU IDIOT!

*Shade Lord points at the other bosses*

Ghost: YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HOT THE FUCKING KINGDOM! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

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Hi! I recently started an incorrect quotes blog too! Wanna do a follow trade? (I follow you, you follow me) I already followed you lmao

Yeah, sure!

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Ghost: *pulls out lamp*

The Radiance appearing: I sense L A M P

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God Tamer, to Tiso: You are not just a fool, but the whole Colosseum.

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(gods and wyrm I hope this is the correct annotation)

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Quirrel: You ever just..get sad and feel like since your only loved one is dead you have no reason to live so you quickly spiral into a hole of depression which you can't escape from, and the amnesia you suffered only makes matters worse?

Hornet: Oddly specific, but yes.

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Myla: The doctor said that all my bleeding was internal!

Myla: That’s where the blood's supposed to be!

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THK: oof the backstab

Quirrel: like a modern day Judas

Ghost: who’s Judas?

Quirrel: ghost, come on, he’s the guy who killed Jesus

Hornet: no he’s not

THK: didn’t he stab Caesar

Hornet: no

Quirrel: no he stabbed Jesus

Hornet: NO

THK: guys no he definitely stabbed Caesar

Hornet NO HE DIDNT—

#source: tumblr #submission

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Pale King but bread

I know this isn’t what you do, but I baked this bread and it came out of the machine looking like the pale king.

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Receptionist: Name?

Grimm: Grimm

Receptionist: Age?

Grimm: .....um....uuuuUUUUHHHH-

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Ghost: Well, Hollow Knight, it's the start of a whole new life!

THK: Ghost, I'm conflicted. I can't tell if I'm suffering from abandonment issues, or separation anxiety!

*stomach makes weird sounds*

THK:...or gas.

#source: 101 dalmations show #submission

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Ghost: Wake me up!

Hornet: Wake me up inside.

Ghost: I can't wake up!

Hornet: Wake me up inside.

THK: SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!