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What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

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i think the next step for me socially is to fake my death and become a sea captain

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#beach #seaside #brighton

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dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

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ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

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due to personal reasons i’ll be going back to sleep

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the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

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reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day