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My friend Mona has asked me to share her story with you all.

Here's the link to the evacuation gofundme. They're very close to their goal. They legitimately only have less than 10k USD left to go before all 9 of them can evacuate.

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more sketches of my pookie wookie bear

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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And it gets gayer with every rewatch!

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meeting internet friends is like "hi nice to meet you!.... i love you"

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i actually hate house and wilson like what do you mean you talk about railing each other constantly and you live together and you’re the only people you want during the most important times of your lives and you canonically say i love you but when one of you is dying you refuse to say it unless they try everything imaginable to survive and you quite literally can’t live without each other and you nearly die multiple times because of it and you save yourselves for each other and you run away from everyone and everything to ride off in the sunset together and live out the last days of your lives just with each other. what do you fucking mean.

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this is stupid

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Rewatching old ninja go and had this idea that Lloyd after becoming older became taller than Jay, and Jay was unhappy about this

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#just lost my headphones I'm going insane

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His new hobby , vlogging

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damian: you bumbling bafoon! never in my life have i met such a -

jason: big words considering i fucked your mom.

dick: YOU DID WHAT?!

jason: oops

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He is worse than wrong. He is, may Heaven forgive him, right but being annoying about it.

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so you’re telling me Cuddy CANONICALLY dreamt of House and Wilson co-parenting Rachel sitcom-style that ends in a group hug with a sickeningly happy smile on their faces? i need to lie down.

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thought of dick grayson and burst into tears

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jason: ur just a pretender and a fraud

tim: idc that you died kys again

jason: …

jason: this kid’s a riot

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man