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When that one crack after waking up removes the joint pain you've been having for DAYS
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its so stupid how you’ll have a dream that’s just like this horrible precision-crafted weapon of psychological terror and then you just have to get up and go to work like u didn’t just experience the apocalypse in real time or whatever
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“I miss my wife” is an emotional that you don’t even need to have a wife to feel. Strong, defined emotion, wife or no wife
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me in my “i have to get an A” to “atleast i submitted the paper” arc
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Me having the kind of back pain that my mom had after a C-section baby is just wild
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Gonna start saying "I'm a hoe for a 2D man" whenever mom brings up marriage
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Government pls unblock Tumblr I'm tired of VPN
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When u watch a new show and suddenly u're considering dropping ur current hyperfixation for this new show
(insert the I don't wanna play with you anymore meme)
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Guy really kept a class at 10 am and then didn't start it himself on time. I could've gotten half an hour more of sleep y r u like this
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At this point I don't think making math memes is a good career
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zhongli when he creates a domino effect of economic/political crises because of the absence of the geo archon: *crickets*
zhongli when xiao's martyr complex acts up:
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i love pasta and bread and ignoring responsibilities
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If I hear ONE MORE suggestion on what to study based on me being female, I will THROW HANDS
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