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u dont like brid?? 🐤? cheep cheep?

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there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#lmaoooo dying #sw #tswift

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Us in 50 years

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

#me fr

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Nobody's missionaries hustle like the Pentecostals, you gotta hand it to them.

#this is fucking hilarious

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no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

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Happy flash disappears in crisis day guys

#the flash

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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin

**parents and siblings

#it’s been more than 4 so depends on if that counts #<<same #and then glasses wearers family

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also i love that the phrase "piss on the poor" is functionally an effective shorthand on here for "someone has a lack of reading comprehension". wonder how long it will be before the knowledge that it is an intentional misapprehension of the phrase "piss poor" disappears and we get a Reader who says. the phrase piss on the poor is so cruel we should say something else

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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?