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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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Every Time Sojiro Sakura was the PT’s Dad Masterlist:

Morgana: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/619435998822252544/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Akechi: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/614666721309196288/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Makoto: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/190561647879/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Ann: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189377421489/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Haru: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189263525979/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Yusuke: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189159413859/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Ryuji: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189094031834/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Akira: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189085944504/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

Futaba: https://illuma-can-you-not-i.tumblr.com/post/189085912539/every-time-sojiro-sakura-was-the-entire-phantom

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illuma-can-you-not-i · 4 years

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My Masterpiece

(Slight NSFW)

“God, Yus.”, Ryuji breathed out as his eyes rolled back and his mouth went agape. This artist was going to be the death of him, he swears.

Kitagawa seemed only spurred on by the sound, giving a low hum as his head moved back down over his lover. He couldn’t take all of Ryuji, not yet. But damn it all if he wasn’t going to try; he wanted Sakamoto to feel the same way that he did when they became intimate during Valentines. So, as the bluenette moved his head back down and licked the underside of Ryuji, he looked up to where round brown eyes met a stormy grey, both glazed over in lust and passion. Ryuji instinctively bucked his hips at the motion, only to be held down. For as thin as his frame was, Yusuke was still quite strong. He had the Metaverse to thank for that.

Ryuji moved a hand to Yusuke’s hair and began to thread his fingers in it as Yusuke moved again. The royal blue locks were as silky as ever, and Yusuke even leaned into the warm, gentle touch. As the artist moved, Ryuji felt himself building up and started panting again, releasing little moans and half-formed words. “I, fuck, you’re ama--oh my god, right there, please--I’m so close, just a little more.”, he moaned out as Yusuke continued his endeavors, the meticulous way he moved over Ryuji, exploiting his sensitive spots sending the boy into a high that couldn’t be found any other way. Yusuke almost seemed to smirk at this, the cocky bastard, and moved his hands from their support. One was used to stroke with a feather-light grasp what he couldn’t fit into his mouth, and the other cupped and fondled both of Ryuji’s sacs at the same time.

They never locked gazes as Ryuji released a pleased groan, panting heavier as he felt himself get driven to the edge. Yusuke felt it too, in the way his lover began to tense up, twitch in his mouth. “Yus, I--”, Ryuji was about to warn whenever they heard a knock on the door. “Ryuji?”, Kaori asked on the other side, as if she hadn’t heard everything since she walked through the door. In a hurry, Yusuke was pulled off of the blond with a wet ‘pop’ before they tried to make themselves decent. “Y-Yeah, ma?”, Ryuji asked as he tucked away his erection, too close to the edge for the interruption to be a boner-kill. Yusuke buttoned up his shirt, trying to ignore the feeling of sweat meeting cloth.

“Who’s with you?”, the woman asked, cracking open the door and looking between the two of them. “Oh, uh, this is my boyfriend, Yusuke.”, Ryuji introduced, gesturing to the mentioned artist as he ran a hand through his hair, face red from embarrassment rather than arousal now. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Sakamoto.”, the artist bowed, hoping to save face after being caught in the predicament that they were in. “Just Kaori is fine.”, the woman responded, though bowing back. “Your name comes up often in this house. It’s a pleasure to meet the man who has made my son so happy.”, she stated, sending a polite smile to the artist. “Rest assured, he’s made me feel the same.”

“Now, I was clearly interrupting something, so I’ll just drop this off and head back out.”, the woman explained as she gestured to the bags in her hands, her smile shifting to a knowing smirk in between the two before turning around, closing the door behind her.

Yusuke looked over to his boyfriend, admittedly a little surprised to see him shift awkwardly. “You’re still erect?”, he asked as the sound of the front door could be heard. ”Shit, yeah.”, Ryuji muttered as he sat back down on the bed. Kitagawa just chuckled at Ryuji’s flustered nature, before getting back to his prior position, shirt off and on his knees. “Good, it means I don’t have to do much more work in driving you to completion.”, he commented while undoing Ryuji’s pants, tugging the pair and the underwear back down, to where they hit the floor.

“You say that like you don’t wanna do this.”, Ryuji noted, sending a look of concern to his lover, who just closed his eyes and shook his head. “Oh, quite the opposite. Your taste is driving me senseless, and I could listen to you speak like that for days on end, but I was quite looking forward to seeing your expression when you are at the peak of pleasure and passion.”, the artist described as he took Ryuji’s erection in his hand and started stroking, twisting his wrist a little as he moved up.

Ryuji turned flustered again as he laid back down against the bed, releasing a low whine as he felt himself get warmer. “Can’t take it when you talk like that.”, he groaned as he felt the familiar waves of pressure course through him. “It would be a wonderful display of raw emotion; I’d love to capture it in a painting.”, Kitagawa described, unknowingly sending jolts of electricity up the blond’s spine as he spoke in that deep, smooth voice of his. As Yusuke began to speed up a little, Ryuji found himself squirming under the touch.

“I’d love to capture all of your likeness, if I could. Your energy, your determination, your kindness and loyalty.”, Yusuke described as he opened his eyes again, looking at Ryuji with the same look he would give any sort of painting when Ryuji would take him to a museum on a date. That gaze that was analyzing him, appreciating him, for everything that the blond couldn’t see in himself. Ryuji barely glanced down at the artist, his gaze unfocused as the only thing he could process was Yusuke’s words, his own rushing heartbeat, and the feeling of impending release rushing back through him like a tidal wave.

“It would be masculine and beautiful, it would be a masterpiece.”, Kitagawa described with a fond smile, and the name made Ryuji finish, tensing up as he felt his soul essentially escape through his dick, before finally going slack. Yusuke just gave a little hum as he lifted his hand, now coated with Ryuji’s release, and licked it away before using his tongue to clean up whatever was left on his lover, making Sakamoto shiver under the touch.

Slowly, Yusuke got up and took a moment to memorize Ryuji’s expression, the flushed cheeks and agape mouth, the brown eyes that only seemed to have love and fondness for the artist in him. “You’re my masterpiece, Ryuji.”, he added on at the end, moving a hand to cup the blond’s cheek, who just seemed to lean into the touch as he wrapped his arms around the bluenette and pulled him in. “God, Yus.”, Sakamoto whispered, full of passion, and affection, fondness and love for the artist before pulling him in for a slow, deep kiss.

#slight smut #Ryuji Sakamoto #yusuke kitawaga #ryukita #ryuji sakamoto mom

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illuma-can-you-not-i · 4 years

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Me: The slow burn is more satisfying in the end, allows for a fleshed-out dynamic between these two characters, and makes for plenty of small scenes where their feelings can be realized. A duplicate of me, but pouting on the floor: bUt i WanT tHeM tO KiSs NoW

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illuma-can-you-not-i · 4 years

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Situation: Ryuji’s father returns, but then leaves him again

Sojiro: I’m sorry, Ryuji.

Ryuji: You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies this summer come to class wearing next to nothing, you know what I’m saying?

Sojiro: Ryuji, it’s all right to be angry.

Ryuji: Hey, why should I be mad? I’m sayin’ at least he said goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn’t wasted my money buyin’ this stupid present! * furiously yanks a pair of matching stopwatchs out of his bag and places it on the table of Leblanc *

Sojiro: I’m… I’m sorry. You know, if there was something that I could…

Ryuji, gradually getting angrier: Hey, you know what? You ain’t got to do nothing, Boss. You know, It ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? Ain’t like I’m gonna be sittin’ up every night askin’ my mom “When is Daddy comin’ home?” You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn’t there to teach me how to run fast, but I learned, didn’t I? And I got pretty good at it, too, didn’t I, Boss?

Sojiro: Yeah, you did.

Ryuji: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him, I had FOURTEEN great birthdays without him! He never even sent me a damn card. TO HELL WITH HIM!

Sojiro: …

Ryuji: I didn’t need him then and I don’t need him now.

Sojiro: Ryuji…

Ryuji: No, you know what, Boss? I'ma get through college without him, I'ma get a great job without him, I'ma marry me a beautiful honey and I’m havin’ me a whole bunch of kids. I'ma be a better father than he ever was! And I sure as hell don’t need him for that, cause ain’t a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids!

Sojiro: …

Ryuji: …

Ryuji, beginning to tear up: How come he don’t want me, man?!

* Ryuji and Sojiro embrace, Ryuji quietly crying into Sojiro’s shoulder *

#damn son

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Ryuji is without a doubt one of the most clever members of the PTs but he gets caught up in his own dumbass energy - Mod Velvet

Recreation of this post by @totally-correct-persona-quotes

*this isn’t an edit or a screenshot, it’s 3d fanart*

#this is great #!!!! <3

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Highkey Headcanons: Ryuji Sakamoto’s Mother

Kaori Sakamoto, maiden name Aikawa, was born on June 23rd

She met her now ex-husband in college.

The last time they saw each other was in the courtroom to finalize the divorce, and the last thing she said to him was that she hoped they wouldn’t cross paths on his way to hell.

Kaori makes a point to never take any sort of substance in front of her son. She’s a social drinker, but even then she’ll just order a glass of whiskey and drink water the rest of the night.

She takes prescribed medication for her anxiety and depression, and that is the only medication she will keep up with.

That last part is largely because Ryuji reminds her to take her doses. If she doesn’t, she becomes a barely-functioning living zombie.

Both mother and son have had panic attacks in front of each other, and they know exactly what the other needs in those situations.

She runs a hair salon, and gets a wide variety of customers, including elderly women, teenagers, parents, and even gang members.

Kaori Sakamoto has gang connections. Ryuji doesn’t learn of this until after Kaneshiro, where the ensured protection for him and his mother would have been nice.

She was the one who dyed Ryuji’s hair, and continues to do it if asked.

“As much as I wish that you didn’t see yourself like this, I also know there’s no stopping you. I’d much rather myself, a professional, do it than see you try it yourself and permanently destroy your hair.”

She has a photo album of Ryuji’s baby pictures right in the entryway, and always offers to show it to any friend he brings over within the first five minutes.

His friends always say yes.

Kaori has a bunch of nicknames for her son; Sunshine, Teddy Bear, and Cuddle Bug being the most prominent.

Every now and then, on really rough nights, they’ll sleep in the same bed. Their relationship is very physically affectionate like this. Lots of hugging, lots of tickle fights, lots of hair ruffling.

Ryuji got a very honest and very thorough sexual education. He got on a shady website, asked what the people were doing, and got an extensive lecture on the birds and the bees, the mechanics of it, and various methods of protection, as well as why it is absolutely necessary.

He doesn’t see the problem with asking his mother which brand of condoms is better to use.

Kaori has some graying hair, but you’ll never get her to admit it.

She doesn’t get along with her own parents very well. Ryuji’s never met his grandparents.

Despite having a few age marks, Kaori is still a nice-looking woman. She’s at Ryuji’s shoulder in height, has the round, brown eyes, and long black hair that goes down to waist-length. She’s had a few men come to her, but all of them pretty much turn around the minute they catch sight of Ryuji. If you wanna get to her, you have to go through him.

Her opinion on the Phantom Thieves can be summarized into this: it’s about damn time someone’s taking charge and trying to fix things. She’s always been a casual supporter, even after the Okumura Incident.

Also: She and Ryuji do play video games together. Pretty basic stuff, like Super Mario and Wii Sports, but it’s always a fun time. They try to do it once a month, at least.

#may add more later #Ryuji Sakamoto #ryuji sakamoto mom #Headcanon #bullet list #character concept #persona 5

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Every time Sojiro Sakura was the entire Phantom Thieves' Dad: Morgana

God, Sojiro thought as he watched the little boy with round blue eyes in front of him scarf down the rice and curry with a pleased grin on his face. Why did Akira's little brother have to be so damn cute?

Almost as soon as he started, the boy finished the meal and set his chopsticks down. "Thank you for the food, Mr. Sir!", 'Mona' called out, giving a quick little bow. By then there were a couple of other customers in the store, and they seemed to be doing Sojiro's cooing for him. Was Akira ever this adorable? For some reason, Sakura found himself doubting the image of Akira like this as a little boy.

Speaking of, said raven-haired teen was sitting next to his brother at the counter, eating up his own breakfast much slower. "Did you even taste it?", he remarked to the boy after finishing up a bite. "I did! And it tasted good! Now hurry up!", the younger demanded, grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him violently. He seemed riled up, full of energy. It was like two sides of a coin. "What's the hurry?", the man asked, finding amusement in the young boy's energy. Reminded him of Futaba when she was young.

"I've never even left town before!! I wanna see the city!", he demanded, kicking at his chair in excitement. "In a bit. Let me eat, first.", the teen responded, trying to get him to stop kicking the seat. "But--" "Mona. Patience.", Akira warned, glaring down his sibling as he slowly took another bite.

"Hey, we're...", Makoto called out as she pushed open the door, letting Ann, Ryuji, and Akechi walk in. All eyes locked on the young guest, each giving a surprised expression. "Hello.", she greeted slowly with a soft smile. "Well, holy shit.", Ryuji muttered with wide eyes. "Ah! Cute!", Ann squealed. "...How the fu--", Akechi started, getting cut off by Akira. "Hey guys, just in time! This is my little brother, Mona.", the teen introduced, and wow if that tone of voice didn't give off the implication that something else was going on, then he didn't know what would. This was definitely a cover story for something, but the man was almost too afraid to find out what.

"Mona, these are the friends I was talking about. Say hello.", Akira instructed before taking another bite, still keeping the 'play along' tone in his voice. "Hi, there! Whatever Big Bro told you about me, it isn't true!", the boy almost shouted, making almost everyone in the group chuckle. "Hello there, Mona. It's a pleasure to meet you.", Makoto greeted, the formality in her tone making the child beam in pride. Oh jeez, this kid had an ego, didn't he.

"Hi, Mona!", Ann greeted, running up and giving the young boy a hug from behind. Mona froze in his spot, a red creeping from the tips of his ears. "You good?", Akira asked, clearly smirking as if he knew the answer. "Mhmm.", the boy quietly answered with a nod.

"Anyway, what's up?", "Oh, we were about to go check out this new movie that someone won't shut up about.", Ann explained while giving Ryuji a pointed glare. He just shrugged and gave a guilty smile. "And we were in the neighborhood, so we figured we'd invite you along.", Makoto finished with a slight smile. Akira echoed the expression, but shook his head. "Sorry, guys. Not this time. Someone wanted to go sightseeing today.", Akira explained, playfully nudging the young boy. "Is that so?", Akechi asked, speaking with a hint of amusement in his tone. "Maybe we could join you later. Show your little bro all the good spots.", Ryuji suggested, ruffling up the boy's hair, despite his very vocal protests. "Meet up for lunch?", Ann proposed, getting a nod in return. "Sounds great. See you guys later.", Akira called with a wave as his friends left. The sound of Ann squealing about how cute Mona looked could be heard from inside the cafe not a second later.

"So, how long are you going to be in town?", Sojiro asked, trying to make light conversation. The young boy froze in his seat, surprised expression on his face. Like he got caught in a lie. "Uh...", Mona trailed off, glancing in between Akira, who had stopped eating, and Sojiro, who was watching with far more attentiveness than before. "You do have a return ticket, right?", Sakura inquired, curious about this reaction.

"The train ride here...cost more than I thought it would.", Mona whimpered, playing with his two index fingers. Something didn't add up about this. Crossing his arms, Sojiro slowly asked, "And how did you get the money in the first place?" "I saved up my allowance.", Mona replied, far more quiet and shy than mere moments before. He spoke slower, too, like he was carefully choosing his words.

The man stood with crossed arms, looking the kid up and down, trying to analyze whether to believe him or not. It was plain as day that something amiss was going on, and Mona was in the center of it, but whether or not that thing should be something Sojiro would wanna get roped into was the biggest point of the debate. He was a man who knew when to pick his battles, and the panicked look in both Mona's and Akira's--ok, he could see the resemblance. Kind of.--eyes was the move that tipped the scale into surrendering this time. "OK, I'll tell your parents that you need a ticket back.", he decided, pulling out his phone to start dialing.

"Already done.", Akira spoke up, too quick to not be suspicious. "Your parents know where he is, right?", he asked, narrowing his eyes in suspicion. "If they didn't before, they did this morning.", the teen remarked in a deadpan, eyes still on the plate. "And let me tell you, Mom isn't happy.", he slipped in the detail, making the child shrink up in fear. A fear that was well-earned, if the few times he's ever actually met the kid's parents has anything to indicate. The Kurusu matriarch was a powerful authority if he's ever met one.

"You like cats, kid?", Sojiro asked in an attempt to change the tone, not catching the snicker that Akira tried to cover by stuffing his mouth with food. Mona seemed to look up in pondering, before giving a shrug. "Eh."

"Well, your brother's been taking care of a cat while he's staying here, and I was hoping you two would meet.", Sojiro explained, picturing the image in his head. They would either be best friends or sworn enemies, knowing the feline's attitude. Speaking of which... "Now that I think about it, I wonder where he is.", he muttered under his breath while collecting Mona's plate.

"Oh! I'll help!", the little boy volunteered, jumping out of the chair and running to the other side of the counter, quickly grabbing the dish and taking it to the sink. "Thank you, Mona.", Sakura was quick to respond, watching the probably-grade-schooler beam with pride.

Sakura turned to the elder brother and gave a long sigh. "Kid, you're lucky that your brother's cute. One convict's enough for me.", he grumbled, already acknowledging that standing his ground about the boy going home was a losing battle. "He says as if he hasn't adopted every member of the Phantom Thieves.", Akira remarked with a snicker, earning a dish towel to the face.

#morgana #persona 5 #sojiro sakura #human morgana #coffee dad

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