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every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

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this stupid stupid stubborn man. even as he’s bleeding out from a stab wound with no medication or alcohol to dull the pain, he’s more concerned about ellie’s wellbeing. without her, he has no chance of survival but he doesn’t care. he tries to send her away to give her a chance, and to give her the mercy of not seeing him die. and even as she holds pressure against the wound and stitches it, he does his best to stay quiet. turns his head away and clenches his teeth so he doesn’t scare her. look at the love in his eyes. she’s so important to him, but he still can’t tell her. so he tries to push her away. and when she refuses to be pushed, he finally lets her take his hand. 

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN FANFIC

CHAPTER 6 OF FORBIDDEN IS ABOUT TO BE POSTED ON WATTPAD

#Fanfiction #COTC #Children of the corn #horror

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he looks so silly here tucked in under his jacket with it pulled all the way up to his neck. just a lil guy 

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FAN FIC

CHAPTER 5 OF FORBIDDEN HAS BEEN POSTED ON WATTPAD!! THE ACCOUNT NAME IS @Burner_boy IF YOU WANT ME TO POST THE FIC ON HERE ASWELL LMK!! TTYL

#Children of the corn #malachai boardman #cotc #Fanfiction #male oc

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i stole this image from a friend but im losing my mind

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yolo

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did jesse pinkman fuck that old man?

which one?

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN FANFIC

HELLO!!! LOOK AT MY FAN FIC!!! ONLY 4 CHAPTERS ARE POSTED BUT THERE IS MORE TO COME!!!! PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT YOUR THOUGHTS!!! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIM IT GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!

#children of the corn #malachai boardman #male oc

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Children of the corn fanfic?

to be honest I haven't worked on the Jackass fan fic since the last time I posted about it...however, I have started writing a children of the corn fanfic because, if you haven't noticed, I am mentally ill. I was thinking of posting chapters at a time as I write them. Like every time I write A new chapter I have to post one also. Keep in mind that I am a freshman so I am very busy with school and have absolutely no motovation until im dicking around in my room stoned and randomly get an idea or the sudden urge to write fan fiction. For the like 1 person who follows me: Thank you to listening to my random bullshit and have a good night

-Shizzy

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You guys like The Children Of The Corn? Personally I think Malachai's hot

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facts

It's really interesting to go through transition more and more to where my body is visibly... transitioned, I suppose, because you really get to witness just how much you blow cis peoples' minds.

It's simultaneously exhausting when you're expected to give a transition 101 to clueless cis people, but sometimes it's interesting to see that not only does the average cis person not know much at all about trans bodies, but they don't know much about their own bodies. It truly goes to show that cis people aren't, like, the authority of gender because they popped out the womb and grew up and learned their gender happens to align itself in a certain way. It also shows that we need to have more accessible opportunities for people to learn more about their bodies and other types of bodies.

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currently in the process of writing a jackass fanfic about Bams little brother, i've never written one before so this is going to be interesting

#jackass #bam margera #ryan dunn #johnny knoxville #steve o #wee man #preston lacy #april margera #wish me luck

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>>>>>>

Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it >>>

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Just watched mid 90's, really good movie if your looking for something thats relatable and involves real world shit

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[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

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no cuz fr

Listen I know Ryans birthday is tomorrow and I know his anniversary is coming shortly after. So with that being said and bc I'm seeing a lot of these posts I feel the need to say this. OUT OF RESPECT FOR RYAN DUNN HIS FAMILY AND THE MEMBERS OF JACKASS PLEASE STOP POSTING FOOTAGE AND PHOTOS OF THEM AT THE FUNERAL/WHERE HE PASSED. YOU ARE 100% ALLOWED TO MOURN AND REMEMBER HIM BUT DO NOT USE HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS TRAUMA TO DO SO.

Now can we please just go back to remembering him with the goofy smiling pics and not exploiting Bams and the guys breaking point. Thanks