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the thing about swiss army man is that the world was NOT ready for it in 2016. it's a masterwork of queer cinema. it's about how harmful it is to confuse a sense of disgust for a moral compass. it's about how shame destroys you. it's about how depression feels like dragging a corpse everywhere you go only the body is your own. it's about letting out the things you've been bottling up and finally being able to breathe. it's about learning to love someone else for the very things you hate about yourself until you can love yourself too. it's about queer desire as a literal matter of survival.

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you know how it is

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Reticulated giraffe By: Dr. Giuseppe Mazza From: Éditions Rencontre Cards 1978

#giraffez

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Opinions on the new server rules for HSS?

i mean if they want to add extra protection (?) then i don't really care as long as the decisions arent dumb :|

#i havent read them yet #so #sorry

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Giraffe Girumble - Winner's Finals

Propaganda below:

Kaku Propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

Boy can turn into both a straight-up giraffe and a swordfighting giraffe-man hybrid. He's also got pretty giraffe eyelashes even in his human form.

Kaku turns into a giraffe-human by being ordered to eat a devil fruit by his boss, and the first thing this man does is hop on the giraffe propaganda train, no hesitation. His collegues are wolfs and leopards. Does Kaku mope about being a giraffe? No! He literally holds a whole speech explaining why giraffes are both dope, cool and the most lethal animal on the savanna. Then proceeds to unleash the limitless destructive power of the giraffe. Kaku is the no. 1 giraffe character, hands down, no competition, I will die on this hill, give me 1000 dollars.

Giraffe propaganda:

The template. The original. Every contestant has them to thank as the basis for their tall necked perfection and wonder.

#giraffe sweep

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check this out

#i rb one ugly scraggly bird and now my whole dash is full of them #regrets

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

#dirk and todd after getting electrocuted

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Stars Sparkle in New Hubble Image by NASA Hubble Space Telescope

#space!

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I wonder why

#literally me

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I grew up in the 90s where I constantly was told to "Be Weird!" Apparently I was supposed to be neurotypical weird, not autistic weird.

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

#nervously reblogging

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This machine kills AI