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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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Me: I hate cliches
Writer: The enemy goes to the main character for help because “they didn’t know where else to go”
Me: THE ENEMY GOES TO THE MAIN CHARACTER FOR HELP BECAUSE “THEY DIDN’T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO” !!!
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asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
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the idea that ‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combine into the much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chlorine combing to make table salt
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i didn’t believe u guys when u said high school aus become unreadable in adulthood but then i turned 18 and suddenly i’d rather die than read about these bitches failing math or something
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Girls…are like strawberries
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I could never leave this site
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the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
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big shoutout to everyone with and without genders tonight
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