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Yanjun: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Zhangjing: Wow. They sound stupid.
Yanjun: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Zhangjing: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Yanjun: I guess you’re right. Hey Zhangjing, I love you.
Zhangjing: See! Just say that!
Yanjun: Holy fucking shit.
Zhangjing: If that flies over their head then, sorry but they’re too dumb for you.
Yanjun: Zhangjing
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Wenjun: Imagine if you came home one night and everyone was like, quietly reading.
Zhengting: I would be suspicious.
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Chaoze: A friend came looking for you
Dinghao: A friend?
Chaoze: …an enemy.
Dinghao: Oh! Which one?
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Yanjun: I have a feeling we should kiss
Zhangjing: I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, “hmm, better not”.
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Xinchun: Why do I keep you around?
Xikan: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
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Dinghao: I’m one year older…
Chaoze: Yep, that’s usually how birthdays work.
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Luo Zheng: Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
Li Xikan: I sure hope he does.
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Nongnong: I’m glad we’re friends again!
Zhangjing: Me too.
Nongnong: Can I have a bite of that?
Zhangjing: No.
Nongnong:
Zhangjing: Be realistic
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Xingjie: No, no, that’s a bad idea.
Xiao Gui: There are no bad ideas, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
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hello! admin is still alive (very tired, but still alive)
im only one person so if you’d like to send in requests or submit posts you’re free to do so! (this is a cry for help one person can only have so many ideas) anyways thanks for reading and we will be continuing to our normally scheduled incorrect quotes.
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Zimo: I'm so useless
Mubo: Nah, you aren't
Mubo: you can be used as a bad example
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Zhengting: Justin's at that age when a boy only has one thing on his mind
Ziyi: Girls?
Justin: Homicide
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Yu Mingjun, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Xiao Gui: I’m going to take you out
Ruibin: Great, it’s a date!
Xiao Gui: I- I meant that as a threat.
Ruibin: See you at five!
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Zhangjing: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Yanjun: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Zhangjing: *blushes*
Yanjun: *winks*
Chaoze: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER
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Lin Chaoze: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?
Lu Dinghao: Insulted Zhangjing in front of Yanjun.
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Ziyi: Hey what does y/n mean?
Xukun: Your name
Ziyi, back to reading: Ziyi stared at Ziyi's eyes...
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