Do you have any idea what this guy is? I know it’s a kind of moth caterpillar, but that’s it.
Hello! it looks like an Imperial Moth (Eacles imperialis) larva!
Full-grown larvae can have a wide range of colours, including brown, burgundy, and green. They can have a lot of hosts, but pine, maple, oak, sweetgum, and sassafras are most common. They have a lifespan of about 4-11 days, since they can't eat.
Do u have any clue what this guy who walked across my floor is he's so odd
Hello! It looks like a Harvestman (Opilliones)!
Unfortunately, I don't have many details beyond just the order, but I was able to find this link with a broad list of families if you'd like to do research for yourself :)
Found this guy at 2am in my bathroom in central ohio. Looked to be about 1.5-2 inches long but I wasn't wearing my glasses. Photos taken after catching and releasing. Who is he, and do i need to get my apartment fumigated lol
At first glance, it looks like a female Oriental Cockroach (Blatta Orientalis).
Especially as we're getting into spring (peak roach season). They tend to prefer cooler, humid areas (though are not exclusively found in them) and are about 1"–1.25" long. They're a pretty common pest, especially in the US, so I'd definitely recommend taking a look at some pest identification guides about them. They can have a pretty bad smell, so I'd at least check!