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It's bbg's birthday, everyone say happy birthday rn

#bbg's birthday #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō

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My boys 😔🫶

I forgot to post here😭😭

#my poor little meow meow #reon's my poor little meow meow #semi's just big tittie goth bf #big tittie goth bf

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The babies :)

Ive finally finished them @idek20000

Reonsemishira’s children‼️

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I was today years old when I found out that Semi Eita is the only STZW third year in class 1, confirming that he is, in fact, the dumb one.

#haikyuu!! #shiratorizawa #stzw #semi eita

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YUHHH

Remake of it and its better LMFAO , the first one was made while in a school program thing

For you @idek20000

#I swear Mai spoils me rotten

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I'M LITERALLY BABY JESUS

i got gay daddy too 😂

#I AM THE ＭＥＳＳＩＡＨ

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ik you made valentines day headcanons a few months ago but it's coming soon... reonsemishira velntines day p2 ?

Who doesn't love some good Valentine's Day hcs yk? 👀

Gonna make them older in this one hehe 🤭

ANYWAYS MORE REONSEMISHIRA VALENTINES DAY HC LET'S GO!!!

- Valentines Day...YUCKY

- I could go on about how salty I am but alas, this isn't about me 😮‍💨

- IT IS, HOWEVER, ABOUT RNSMSRA

- And I talk about them a lot so lol

- ANYWAY

- So RnSmSra are pretty STRESSED tbh

- They're all in college, living in one apartment, RnSm have jobs, Shirabu's a med student which already sounds like death, and yeah

- So they don't have a lot of time on their hands if you couldn't tell

- Good thing Shirabu's got something planned 👀

- His fiancés are super stressed and he wants to put them at ease

- And Valentine's day just happens to be the perfect opportunity 🤭‼️

- But first he's gotta know

- "So,, what's Tuesday looking like for you both?"

- "Gotta work"

- 🧍

- Stupid work

- HE'S NOT GONNA LET IT RUIN HIM AND HIS BOYFRIENDS' DAY THO

- He tries his very best, despite all the stupid med school work, to make plan this out

- They leave for work at about 8, they'll probably be home at a fair time cuz neither of them works at restaurants

- Mission take care of fiancés cuz they're stressed and deserve it, is a go 😎‼️

- It starts off simple

- Reon and Semi are just waking up when Shirabu opens the door to the bedroom

- Something smells good 👀

- YUP

- Good ole classic breakfast in bed‼️

- Who doesn't love it?

- If you don't,, uh.. idk what to tell you

- RnSm are very 👁👁 yk, surprised

- They didn't expect all this on Tuesday 🧍

- They're not complainin tho

- They obvi thank Shirabu and they all eat together,,it's all cutesy

- RnSm eventually have to get ready for work, EW 😪

- It's not high school anymore so Shira doesn't have to deal with a bunch of people actively seeking out his boyfriends

- They're still hot tho so he makes sure to leave lipstick marks on both their cheeks

- They're his ladies, back off ✋️🙄

- Once he waves them off, he's ready to prepare everything 🤭

- He's finished all his work for today over the weekend and did extra on Monday so he's all set‼️

- Ngl, at work, RnSm are both hella confused 🧍

- They figured he was just in a good mood...

- Untilllll...they checked the date and alarm bells started going off in their head

- They forgot about Valentine's Day 💀

- They both figure that they'll get each other and Shira a card and flowers after work with some sweets

- They're simple men 💀 I don't blame them

- But still, they feel like dicks cuz they wanted to get their boyfriends something more special but yk 😪 wtv ¯＼(ツ)/¯

- THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST

- Meanwhile, Shirabu's got almost everything done and ready

- What can I say? He's good at stuff like this lol

- Once they get off, it's about 4pm

- The sun isn't smack in the middle of the sky so it's perfect 🤭‼️

- RnSm get a text from Shirabu, telling them to meet him somewhere

- Interesting 👀

- They both pull up to a random park..?

- Sus

- They see each other in the parking lot and just shrug before starting to look around for Shira

- Ofc they find him not long after and he drags them over to a cute little gazebo with blankets and some food 🫶

- PICNIC ROMANCE, CLICHÉ BUT GOOD

- They're all sweet and mushy 🤭 tired from work and preparing but happy now that they're all together

- Shirabu got RnSm pretty flowers and they got him some in return

- Plus, they can tell a lot of care was put into the food choices and making 😪

- They're feeling ✨️romantical✨️

- They end up staying there for a long time

- Other couples pass and they even saw a goose chasing a traumatized looking child bit nothing can break them out of the trance they've got each other in 🫶

- They stay till it gets dark so they can flip over in the grass and look at the stars 😭

- Semi's asking questions about stars every 5 seconds and right about now Reon would be dragging Shirabu off of Semi

- But nope,, they're just being all cute and shit

- I'm so jealous, wtf 😪

#haikyuu!! #shiratorizawa #stzw #semi eita #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō #oohira reon #ōhira reon #reonsemishira

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Happy valentines? Idk??? I just made this since i had a creative spark and in honor to @idek20000 , semi eita as jason todd lol

#EHEUEJEEJ MAI YOU ASSHOLE YOU GAVE MY HEART NO WARNINF 😭 #JASON IS LITERALLY MY WALLPAPER I LOVE HIM SM 😭 #I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

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AHHHHH I LOVE THEM ALL SM 🤭

JAJDJS DFINALLY DONE AFTER THREE DAYS anwyays this is the mermaid and pirates au me and @idek20000 made together in our reonsemishira rampages , enjoy🤭

I regret not being able to put shirabu with more muscles ngl but i was so focused on his tail

#peep Reon's ass 🫣 gahhdayum

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PETITION FOR THEM TO GIVE ME A KISS KISS

Heey its been a while, I got my alcohol markers today so ofc i had to draw greek god au fem shirabu🤭 (the rest are my first attempts shhh)

#AHHHHHH

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OMG TAICHI 👁👁

Drawing a randomly generated Haikyuu character (almost) every day until I give up

60. Kawanishi Taichi

#the only ginger teenage boy I'D STAN 😩‼️

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I tried drawing angst, it didn't go well :')

But hey, pretty colors

#I WANNA HANG THIS UP IN A MUSEUM AKA WHERE IT DESERVES TO BE 👁👁

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I loved your reonsemishira royal au headcanons! Do you happen to have any more?

God knows royal and arranged marriage aus are my favorite and there's ALWAYS more 😭 thank you for asking anon

Here's the ✨️og✨️

ANYWAYS REONSEMISHIRA ARRANGED MARRIAGE/ROYAL AU HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Here we are again boys 👁👁 how we feelin

- Prince SemiSemi is MEAN, he is VILE, he is CRUEL

- Not to his husbands 🫶

- But he definitely is to his knights so there's that

- He leads the knights in their training sometimes and he is the scariest mf ever

- Their usual training coaches are pretty scary, they're big and they scream and they're covered in scars

- But randomly one day, Semi decided to lead it

- One of their PRINCES. That they're supposed to PROTECT.

- He's covered in scars from training relentlessly, he's tall, he's built, he can have them all beheaded at the snap of his fingers, he's SCARY

- Every time he comes to lead training everyone knows they're about to be tortured by their sadistic prince

- Until one day when his husbands come to visit him

- These knights have never been so close to so many princes at once 👁👁 it's intimidating

- They walk in while Semi is barking orders at the knights

- And as soon as he realizes who's there, he IMMEDIATELY softens 😭

- "Oh...hello Reon, Kenjirō."

- They expect maybe the other princes will encourage Semi to be harder on them 🥲 they're gonna die

- "Eita! Why are you being so mean to these knights!?"

- Ah shit, Kenjirō's gon kick his ass

- He continues to scold Semi who at some point ends up on her kneels and bowing his head at his husbands ✋️😭

- Reon gives a disapprovingly look and explains that they train to serve the kingdom and he should be more kind 😪

- The knights are still 🧍 they don't dare to move

- Eita is snatched up by his husbands, who end up telling the knights to go take the day off

- Semi gets scolded a lot that day 💀

- Whoopsies

- Reon's by far the peoples' favorite, he's so nice

- When he smiles the entire kingdom smiles with him

- Literally a walking breathing Ken doll to every little girl in the kingdom

- They will NEVER, NEVER, forget the first time they went to an opera house together

- That day, they learned just how HILARIOUS Shirabu thought opera singers were

- They were in one of the booths, and they're in the most luxurious one, front and center, GREAT view

- EYES ARE ON 👁👁 THEM

- Everyone's whispering "Omg the princes are here", "Hey guys, the princes are here", "omg omg omg"

- A man comes on stage, the room goes quiet, he says some shit, walks off

- LIGHT GO OUT

- Before the lights turn on, they hear a voice

- The lead singer, she hits her first DRAMATIC, ELEGANT, BEAUTIFUL NOTE

- The whole opera house GASPS

- And Kenjirō laughs.

- FUCKING LAUGHS

- And not a little "teehee"

- Oh no

- THE MOST "OMG I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE" SOUNDING LAUGH EVER COMES OUT

- EVERYONE IS VERY 🧍

- Kenjirō's covering his mouth, people are trying to look around to see who it was but it's fucking dark

- Except for Reon and Eita

- They know EXACTLY who laughed

- They can't do it bruh, they laugh too

- The lights go on, no one can see the princes

- And it's because they're all bent over in their seats, losing their SHIT

- ABSOLUTELY

- ANY TRAINING ON BEING POLITE THEY HAD BEFORE HAS BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW

- THEY MAY AS WELL BE 13 AGAIN

- They sit back up straight faced

- But their faces are also BRIGHT RED

- For the rest of the show, every slightly funny note that was let out sent Shirabu into a fit of silent laughter, which just made his husbands laugh just as hard 😭 also silently

- They try to avoid opera houses now at all costs ✋️💀 cuz Kenjirō won't be able to hold it together

- Eventually, they get pestered about children

- Oh SHIT

- I hc as Shira being trans, ngl anon, idk how you feel about certain things, therefore, this baby is gonna be born in WHICHEVER way you wanna imagine

- We just gon say it was acquired as a newborn 🧍

- They're...confused to say the least

- They've got a whole BABY

- That's wack ong

- Who thought this was a good idea?

- The baby deadass never sleeps through the night in its nursery.

- ALWAYS in RnSmSra's bed.

- THEY'RE NERVOUS TO LEAVE THEIR BABY ALONE

- Especially Semi, that man is overprotective and probably paranoid

- The baby always ends up on top of his chest, blanket tight around them both, and asleep

- Semi has adored the baby since he laid eyes on it

- NOTHING WILL EVER FUCKING HAPPEN TO THAT BABY

- Shirabu thinks the baby is pretty dope

- He loves his baby, ofc, he just also loves its vibe

- The baby just chills in his lap while he reads, and yeah, they're besties

- Just how it is 💀

- Reon likes taking his baby out in the garden 🤭✨️

- He sits outside by the flowers where the bees and squirrels are running around, occasionally a cat maybe 😪

- They have little picnics, and it's even more adorable when Semi and Shirabu join them

- They get the hang of parenting quick if you couldn't tell

- Reon's the most loving, Shirabu's the most wise, Semi's...he's Semi.

- With Semi around, this baby will have a custom sword at the age of 5

- They're not even allowed to touch it 😭 courtesy of Reon and Shirabu

- Just 👁👁 look

- Baby still thinks it's awesome so yk, it's cool

- They're a very happy little family 😪‼️ someone get me a tissue while I make up scenarios about them in my head for the next few days

#I HOPE YOU ENJOYED ANON 🤭✨️ #cuz I know I did #haikyuu!! #shiratorizawa #stzw #semi eita #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō #oohira reon #ōhira reon #reonsemishira

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Drawing a randomly generated Haikyuu character (almost) every day until I give up   45. Shirabu Kenjirou

#I would just like to remind everyone that Shirabu is the absolute cutest thing to ever walk this Earth #JUST LOOK AT HIM

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This is purely me indulging in myself cuz I can't control it.

ANYWAYS RANDOM SEMI EITA HCS LET'S GO!!!

- I singlehandedly put this man through hell in my brain

- It's out of my love for him, I swear

- Mommy issues central 🥴

- His daddy issues are lowkey there too 🧍

- No seriously, he needs therapy.

- ADHD and Mania? Absolutely.

- Only takes his meds before matches and when he studies.

- If he even DOES study 😭

- He's not the brightest academically and he's accepted it 💀

- He's a little messed up in the head ngl

- He lacks empathy and he hates it

- Cannot smile on command for the life of him 😭

- The best youll get when asking him to smile is a 😬

- Has the CUTEST boyish, genuine, lopsided grin ever tho when someone/something makes him smile

- He's a little insecure tho cuz he's got a minor crossover with his two front teeth

- It's not even that noticeable fr but ofc he notices it 😭

- OK BUT SEMI WITH LIP PIERCINGS??

- THESE#*#?@*^$&@ ^^

- 😩‼️

- Heart attack fuel fr

- Has a bunch of piercings on his ears too

- He's slightly autistic, you can sorta see it if you pay really close attention to his actions

- He gets overwhelmed with emotions a lot and has a habit of punching walls

- THE MOST FUCKED UP FAMILY

- His mom was a prostitute and his dad was an army man who was visiting home without his wife and kids

- Then Eita's older brother came and then whoops lol they have connections, why not hook up more often and have MORE KIDS

- Eita's the baby of the "family" when it comes to his fully biological siblings

- Has younger and older half siblings from his mom and dads other flings/marriages

- His mom finally settled with a nice man who has two kids, a daughter year older than Eita and a son two years younger

- He's actually pretty close with his step brother and step dad lol his step sisters kind of a bitch and her and her friends are loud (but he's not home much anyway due to the dorms so it doesn't matter)

- Meanwhile his dad's first wife forgave him for some unknown reason so he's back with her he guesses, he doesn't talk to his dad really at all

- Him and his mom have the damn worst relationship

- He can't stand her 💀 she fucked him up from the time he was born to the time he left for STZW

- In Middle school/Junior high, he pretty much wore the same hoodie everyday of his life

- It was orange so teachers always asked him to take it off until he started wearing it under his uniform jacket and at that point they would just sigh and leave him be 😭

- Has also had the same backpack since middle school 💀 still has graded papers in there from 5 years ago that he hid from his mom

- Heterochromia in his eyes and hair!

- His hair is pretty obvious yk but his eyes not as much

- His eyes are already a gray-brown color but his left one is just a tinge more grey than the other

- Love languages‼️‼️

- Not the MOST affectionate person in the world but he happily gives it out to people he wants to

- Gives out mostly physical touch and words of affirmation (if he doesn't get too flustered while saying them) and prefers to receive them both back

- HAS SCARS he was a wild child fs

- Knees have scars from constantly being scraped, one from when he got cut by a sea shell at the beach on his lower right stomach, and one on his jaw that goes onto his face from him just being a dumbass

- And those are just the more noticeable ones

- His favorite person in the whole world is his little sister (well,, one of his little sisters)

- She's 6 years old and also the light of his life

- If you get him Pockeys for his birthday he will actually stab you

- Will loudly mock the noises Reon makes when he sits down just to rile him up a bit

- Was that one fucking kid that banged their hands and pencils against the table to make beats

- Has lots of posters of rappers and rock bands all over the dorm walls (Reon, aka roomie, like the angel he is doesn't mind one bit)

- No clue why this wasn't mentioned earlier but this dude is literally the most bisexual man I've ever laid eyes on

- BITES/CHEWS ON EVERYTHING

- Bites towels when he's drying off, bites and totally fucks up all the edges of the head holes in his shirts, bites his hoodie strings, bites his blanket when he's laying down, bites the ends of pencils

- I could go on.

- It's concerning

- If he's not going through a manic episode, he falls asleep EVERYWHERE

- They went to a restaurant as a team while the third years were just first years and a second year looked over to speak to him and he was face down on the table drooling with the other first years awkwardly trying to wake him up 😭

- Everyone is terrified of waking him up at first cuz he gets all cranky

- Now they dgaf 💀 they realize he's gonna be cranky either way cuz he's Semi Eita

- Reon's the only one who's gentle with waking him up

- Tendō and Yamagata, and sometimes Taichi, are definitely the most ruthless 😭 they stick ice cubes down his shirt and shit

- Goshiki tries to wake him up gently but then he ends up panicking and wakes him up with his panic 💀

- The older he gets, the less of an over aggressive rabid asshole he is and more of a flirt

- Doesn't flirt with just anyone tho, probs mostly his friends just cuz it's funny LMFAO 😭

- Said something dirty to Shirabu once and got smacked upside his head

- Distaste for Ushijima

- He just doesn't like how he's so hard to read and it pisses him off

- Has fist fought with Taichi once over something and ngl he kicked Taichi's ass

- Pretty good spice tolerance 👀 not as good as Yamagata but he's the best on the team

- Likes spicy, salty, and sour stuff

- Cinnamon and lemon are definitely his favorite flavors

- BIG APPETITE

- Which is your average teenage boy but then again, he's an athlete so

- Can yall tell that I'm hungry??

- Thighs sculpted by the gods

- I SAID WHAT I SAID

- He randomly goes up to his teammates and starts to act like he's boxing them

- Just gets in stance and starts swinging and makes sound effects with his mouth

- Never really hits them (unless it's Tendō or Yamagata, he might give them a little punch) and if he does he slows it down so it doesn't hurt

- One day Yamagata squared up in response and they just had a fake boxing match

- Calls Reon his volleyball wife 😭

- Literally has him in his phone as 'Wifeyyyy🤤🥴🥶‼️'

- INNOCENT EXCITEMENT HAPPENS A LOT WITH HIM‼️

- He didn't have the best childhood so small things excite him a lot and make him feel special

- He names his guitars but no one knows that except himself 🧍

- It wouldn't be Semi hcs if I didn't talk about music

- Metallica, Nirvana, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Korn, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Testament

- Metal, rock, grunge

- ✨️90s alternative✨️

- Don't even get him started, he'll go on for days

- IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I'VE WROTE DOWN SOME HCS, HOPE I HAVEN'T LOST MY TOUCH 💀

- ANYWAYS HAPPY NEW YEARS 🔥

#haikyuu!! #shiratorizawa #stzw #semi eita #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō #ōhira reon #oohira reon #tendou satori #tendō satori #yamagata hayato #ushijima wakatoshi #kawanishi taichi #goshiki tsutomu

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STZW MEMES 6 ANYONE??

( 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. )

#haikyuu!! #shiratorizawa #stzw #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō #semi eita #ōhira reon #oohira reon #tendō satori #tendou satori #ushijima wakatoshi #yamagata hayato #kawanishi taichi #soekawa jin #goshiki tsutomu

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You ever wanna tell someone they're mixing up a character's name and holy shit it's driving you crazy for no fucking reason but you just know if you were doing it you'd want someone to tell you cuz you'd be embarrassed but what if this person just genuinely doesn't give a shit and you've never interacted with them in your life so it may come off as rude and you don't wanna be rude you just wanna let em know but then what if they don't wanna know but then what if they do and

#I need a therapist