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we cant keep having more weeks
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…when i most in need of it…
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How’s life ?
Do not ask me again
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how am i supposed to relax when there are things
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would be really funny if female authors wrote men like "he cocked scrotally down the stairs" I might actually read if that were the case
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has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes
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drunk with no man to feel up is like having a blunt with no pepsi
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when one direction was like “if you ever feel alone …. don’t” and it eradicated depression
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you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room
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she’s a 10 but she rots in her room all day listening to music and making up scenarios in her head
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We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public
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i think stockholm syndrome is when retail employees are forced to listen to the corporate playlist so much that they eventually start singing along
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Would you trust the person in your profile photo with your life?
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some of you just need to pick up more hobbies outside media consumption. knit some scarves. have some gay sex
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