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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#i don't have uneventful days atm #but like 2-4 when i did #polls #cw: swearing

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Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

#jack dalton vibes

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GIRL

#adhafjkgsja #deceive. inveigle. obfuscate. #gillian anderson #time capsule

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When it comes to the feeding of the 5,000, everyone always focuses on the abundance of leftover food: twelve baskets worth.

But where did the baskets come from?

My mom theorized that since this miracle occurred on the Galilean shore, there would be plenty of rushes or reeds in the area, and the women in the crowd probably realized there was about to be a lot of leftover food and decided to do some basket weaving on the spot.

But this brings up the question of how there were baskets at the feeding of the 4,000, which occurred on the other side of the Galilean sea and a lot farther from the water. No weaving materials.

Our best conclusion was that the ladies remembered what happened last time and decided to bring take-home containers just in case. “Oh, the Son of God is having another presentation, there might be food.”

(It’s also possible that Jesus just miracled up some baskets, but. This is funnier.)

#i enjoy this theory

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#fic fodder #travelogue #yellow lines; tire marks; sun-kissed skin; handlebars; cat

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@pillarofawesome

#the goat pal

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Loyalty and dedication to the point of dehumanization but only when paired with appreciation and gratitude to the point of rehumanization

#fic fodder #fox mulder #dana scully

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#forbidden bagel

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Cecil Beaton, Portrait of Leslie Caron for Gigi directed by Vincente Minnelli, 1957.

#art fodder #photography

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#i will happily take a supernaturally contagious smile

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Appaloosa Bones, Gregory Alan Isakov | Stable Song, Gregory Alan Isakov | Ran Before the Storm, Roo Panes | Wyoming, Lost Dog Street Band

#scrapbook #frontier days #lizard tales #photography #2024 #web weaving

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#polls #miette

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#mmmmmm hm #star trek #stargate

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#:)

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sorry about your scully. yeah we turned her into a gibson girl.

#x files #txf fanart #elizart #dana scully #txf #gillian anderson #the x files #fanart #ive had the gloriously floppy gibson girl hair in my brain for days now #and the most gibsonesque scully shot floated across my dash the other day #so #yeah #oops?