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I think I’m going to kill myself.

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Yall not to flex but my art teacher is the creator of this comic (right) which is constantly memes by the superbowl and others (left) so umm not to flex tho

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Crack cocaine and mountain dew.

Your body is unique. The effect of the drugs you take in never wears off. Describe what drugs you take in order to realize your ambition: world domination. 

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Hey um, i-am-a-fish, I could like.. take you.. like totally beat you up.

#i am a fish #fish #challenge #im challenging the gods #i can kill a fish #ur gonna be fish food #square up #lets go #ill beat you up #dennys #denny's #im challenging the fish #come at me bro #lets fight

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My math teacher just told us about "the worst test he ever got" and I'll never forget what he said:

"I gave this kid a test and he was working on it for the whole hour and when he handed it back to me there was nothing on it and he took a bite out of it."

Guys I dont even know.

#math #math teacher #math test #funny #wtf #he took a bite out of it #an hour long test

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Imagine if veins were like sticks or something solid and they wouldn't flop over.

Now imagine taking them out if your body. Hard and moist. In branches. Covered in slight blood, but blue. Warm.

You arent welcome.

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Vaginal discharge needs to be talked about a LOT MORE literally everywhere in all health classes disregarding the genders, exist if you agree. Thanks.

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One time I was with my boyfriend watching netflix and he started getting really horny and asked if we could do it so I told him I was on my period, because I was. He said "well you can still give me head" and I was just like ... um k?? Your point?? He kept insisting that I please him so I said "I have a tampon in, why don't you go down on me?"

It silenced him pretty quickly.

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Person: hey nice to see yo-

Me: I'm just saying if Kachan really wanted to defeat deku he could try using his armpits instead of his hands because he'll sweat there the most and it just makes sense since he blows up his sw-

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Something I have recently found out is that disabled people cannot marry without losing their benefits. Which mean the government literally expects one member of the relationship to provide for the both of them. Furthermore if they are both disabled they will both lose their benefits. There is literally no way for a disabled persons to marry without losing their benefits.

Hence marriage equalities does not exist thank you!

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"I beg your pardon?"

Then beg.

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Dad: do u wanna go get slushies or just go home?

Me: doesn't matter

D: well we gotta do something with these extra km

M: ok let's get slushies

D: let me figure out my shit first. You really need to learn patience and I'm done telling you.

🙃

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Me: *wears prescription glasses*

Someone: can i try them on??

M: sure :/

S: they actually help me so much :) I think I need glasses... do i look Good?? :D I should go for an eye appointment. Wow. Everything is so clear and I can't believe it :))) wowww!!! :D

#glasses #struggles #wearing glasses #people who wear glasses #relatable #annoying #stfu #eyes #eyesight #prescription glasses

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Does any other species height range as much as humans?