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"You are a total failure, but you are great at being human" That... was oddly reassuring

Stop trying to be productive

#i have been feeling like a failure for a long while now #is a mixture of things like i was failing at my job at myself at my skills... EVERYTHING! #so yeah to say that I've been feeling pretty shit is an understatement lol #video #i needed this

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Hostess Cake (via Instagram)

#food

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♡ 한세 HANSE | birthday cake macarons

#food #gif

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PIZZA CRUST RECIPE

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Is this how you roll?

#food #recipes

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Garlic parmesan chicken pasta

#food #recipes

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#i mostly take a shower once a day #but if is too hot and i move too much then its twice a day... #which doesn't happen often unless the house is dirty too #tumblr polls

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some notes based on my travels

#and all of them are fucking annoying lol #lmao literally #cringy blokes #other people's art #planefood

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#that is actually so twisted like what??? #thread

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Because if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost.

^^^^^THISSSSS

Hello, I saw your article entitled "WHY DEFEND FREEDOM OF ICKY SPEECH?" And I'd like to ask... Are you normalizing lolicon now? It's not just a made-up story where there's inappropriate content with children, where it's portrayed as something terrible. It's portrayed as something normal and sexy😦

This article?

As I point out in the article, I'd not actually read any lolicon, and 16 years later, I still haven't. As I say in it:

Still, you seem to want lolicon banned, and people prosecuted for owning it, and I don't. You ask, What makes it worth defending? and the only answer I can give is this: Freedom to write, freedom to read, freedom to own material that you believe is worth defending means you're going to have to stand up for stuff you don't believe is worth defending, even stuff you find actively distasteful, because laws are big blunt instruments that do not differentiate between what you like and what you don't, because prosecutors are humans and bear grudges and fight for re-election, because one person's obscenity is another person's art.

Because if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost.

#i don't agree with your opinion but i will fight for your right to say it #or so goes the basis for real liberalism #thread #this is important #neo puritans #sin flattening #hays code

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Can volcels of color participate or do we have to take a number and wait? /j

#thread #memes #trashy

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Task manager

Task manager

TASK MANAGER

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

#thread

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Like when people expected the Super Mario Bros movie to be deep and meaninful...

My brother in christ, your addiction to emotional porn is DESTROYING your psyche. Not everything has to be deep.

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

#is not that deep #thread #this is important #media deconstruction #emotional porn #anti mainstream media #anti fandom #fandom fuckery

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"We used to hunt mammoths!"

-The middle aged guy that has never attended to the impossible task of washing a dish

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

#thread #lmao literally

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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

#thread #this is important #main character syndrome #anti anti healing

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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

#thread #politics #lmao literally

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Baked Sweet Potato Fries with Chili Cheese

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Is this how you roll?

#food #recipes

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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

#how come every single one of you guys are more creative than any hollywood producer?! #those are all terrifying plot points! #horror