ginny. 30s + they/she.in the pantheon of mind fuck tweets this sits in the upper echelon with no equal. shirelings on ao3. not spoiler free. lots of horror and gore. header gif by shesnake
i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious
It's so funny when fanfics have Lawrence drink like, whiskey and Adam gets some fruity cocktail that Lawrence mocks him for because canonically Lawrence orders venti mocha frappuccinos from Starbucks and Adam smokes cigarettes off the bathroom floor
I don’t know how to say this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m advocating for casual cruelty or whatever but something that grates so much about this current social moment is how many people are incapable of saying they dislike something or someone without cooking up some higher morally correct reason for their dislike. Sometimes you just disliked a book. Sometimes you don’t “get” an actor or a musician. There’s nothing morally wrong with your girl’s fuckass boyfriend he’s literally just annoying and you’re annoyed that you have to pretend you like him when you know he’ll be history in six months. It’s fine. You don’t need to justify your dislike.
god i literally have thought of little else in the way of strahm dog motif since i first conceived of the idea, I JUST LOVE THE SCRAGGLY BREED THAT HAS ENORMOUS CHASE INSTINCTS AND WAS BRED TO HUNT WOLVES!!!!
this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it