horriblydrawnhoruss

[horriblydrawnhoruss]

Do you ever plan to raise a grub with Rufioh like the others are doing? it mimics human customs in flushed relationships.

8=? < Forgive me for being the neighsayer here...

8=( < But some part of me gets a STRONG feeling that doing so would be a horrible idea.

8=( < Most trolls weren't meant for that purpose aneighow. We had jades for that; and the lusii. Cullers for the problem wrigglers, or the helpless and defenseless. I wouldn't know what to do with a grub even if it came with a manual.

8=/ < They also stink, if my memory serves me right. Quite oily, the little things.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

>8=( < Well, that isn’t my FR*CKING PROBLEM, IS IT, CRONUS?

>8=( < IN FACT, I FOUND YOU CRINGEWORTHY BEFORE YOU WERE HUMANKIN! EVEN MORESO NOW!

Horrus

Horrus, cheif, I made a bad mistake

So, the uh, the humankin thing vwas a lie but

some anon turned me into a human and it feels so right and correct- help

I don't think im lying nowv man vwhat the fuck do I do I don't vwant anyone to knowv I vwas lying but you're the otherkin expert since it has alvways been real for ya

vwas it alvways real for me?? I don't knowv anymore!!

-@poorlydrawncronus

8=D < You mean to say you were lying to all of us and yet you still got the form you'd been wishing for? Braying for? Aching and hoping and dreaming for?

8=D < Neigh—that is not my concern right now. I'm not jealous in the slightest, not one bit! In fact, I'm simply overwhelmed with joy right now! So much so that it has begun to trot down my face in the form of sweat. How wonderful!

8=( < Irregardless of my feelings on the matter, I presume that if it feels right for you, you have been humankin this entire time. Perhaps you were e%periencing a mare bit of denial that would cause you to believe otherwise.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

(OOC: as horuss conveniently said for me there may not be a post tomorrow because i have Activities to attend to such as an exam and a dress rehearsal. might be able to squeeze one in though. we’ll see)

#probably something to delete later. but hi guys #mod speaking. crazy #neigh :- )

[horriblydrawnhoruss]

B O O M

Thought ones that match ur hair would be good :)

(Actually made by pandakittystudios)

8=( < Um. Thank you, both of you. I know this is silly.

8=( < ...

8=( < I feel stupid. Getting upset over all this. Rather foalish, even.

8=( < Perhaps I should stop posting for a moment.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

Horussss

I have a horse ear headband you want it?

SSNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRK

8=( < Yes, please.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

Horrus

Horrus, cheif, I made a bad mistake

So, the uh, the humankin thing vwas a lie but

some anon turned me into a human and it feels so right and correct- help

I don't think im lying nowv man vwhat the fuck do I do I don't vwant anyone to knowv I vwas lying but you're the otherkin expert since it has alvways been real for ya

vwas it alvways real for me?? I don't knowv anymore!!

-@poorlydrawncronus

8=D < You mean to say you were lying to all of us and yet you still got the form you'd been wishing for? Braying for? Aching and hoping and dreaming for?

8=D < Neigh—that is not my concern right now. I'm not jealous in the slightest, not one bit! In fact, I'm simply overwhelmed with joy right now! So much so that it has begun to trot down my face in the form of sweat. How wonderful!

8=( < Irregardless of my feelings on the matter, I presume that if it feels right for you, you have been humankin this entire time. Perhaps you were e%periencing a mare bit of denial that would cause you to believe otherwise.

#8=( < Though I'm not sure how much of an e%pert I can truly call myself... #homestuck #homestuck ask blog #ask blog #rp blog #ask #the laundry day arc #friendly whinnies #poorlydrawncronus

[horriblydrawnhoruss]

Show off the shirt!!

8=D < Oh, of course! I don't actually remember what this one is from, but it does fit rather nicely. Hopefully he won't be missing it.

8=D < I wear it better anyways.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

do you have any other cool outfits you wear other than just.. leather?

8=D < Well, yes... this outfit does have to be washed sometimes, of horse. Obviously I canter wear it every day.

8=? < Speaking of which...

8=D < Could you please refrain from telling Rufioh where all of his troll-anime shirts have galloped off to? I'm not sure how much he appreciates their disappearance.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

lame :/

8=D < Yes, yes— I'm well aware. Now, shoo, unless you have anything more e%emplary to say.

8=D < I'm busy.

#homestuck #bdhs #homestuck ask blog #rp blog #horuss zahhak #ask #8=/ < I have to fix these before he rears his head again.

[horriblydrawnhoruss]

SAVE THE GRUBS- YOUR A HIGH TIER BLOOD AFTER ALL!!! FOR GLORY!! FOR HONOR!!

8=D < Right. My honor. Yes. Of ho—of course.

8=D < I am so comfortable with the idea of confronting Mituna, ears reared and nostrils flared, to demand for him to return a grub. Or several grubs. In which the e%change would involve me removing the grubs from him forcibly or perhaps coercing him into giving me them, after which I must carry them back and deal with them myself.

8=D < I might as well be headed over there now. Caring for those grubs. Neighgatively conversing with Mituna. I am sure he will handle that well.

KRRRRRZZZZZZSHHHHT !!!

8=D < Oh, geez! I think my deSTRENGTHENing gloves are on the fritz again. My STRENGTH would simply crush those poor grubs, or Mituna himself. I suppose someone else will have to put a halter on this while I tend to my gloves... what a shame.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

@badlydrawn-mituna is kidnapping grubs.

8=| < Ah. Pardon?

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

hey Horrus, vwelcome to the vwebsite.

-@poorlydrawncronus

8=D < Oh my! Cronus! I am so… delighted, to see that you have set ahoof upon my personal blog. I presume that you are having fun on here?

8=D < Please do not feel obligated to entertain that question with an answer, actually. I believe I may already have an idea of what your e%perience has been like.

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[horriblydrawnhoruss]

8=D < Hello "Grumblr!"

8=D < My moirail had shown me this site, and apparently many of my friends have already signed up—without informing me, no less. I said to myself, “neigh! This cannot be!” Then I promptly corrected myself upon realizing that I had said “neigh” instead of “nay,” the word I had been meaning to use; after which, I made this blog!

8=D < I see many users listing their pronouns on here. I suppose I’d have to saddle for he/they, though I may begin e%perimenting soon…

8=D < Speaking of saddles, I am happily hitched with the one and only apple, or perhaps orange, of my equine eye, Rufioh. I am moderately content with my moirail, Meulin as well! I find it relevant to mention that I am very much aware of their social standing beneath me. However, I care for them both very deeply despite whatever flaws they may possess.

8=? < Oh my. This is turning into a bit of a ramble… I should begin to rein it back in, I suppose.

8=D < I have the strangest compulsion to ask you all: do you have any questions?

8=D < Blinkie credits: thebirchtreesmightbewatchingme, isshbowl, websgraphicscollections, puddinzducky, werefangz, momsagainstinternetuse-archive

8=D < The mod who runs this blog is a minor (16+) who uses he/him 🐎🐎

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