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*squeezing the precious life out of you*

too tired to even function this year is gonna be rough on my blog

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gnightie moots (stays up till 2)

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too tired to even function this year is gonna be rough on my blog

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i don’t think you guys understand the confusion i had when i jumped into jjk like-

(spoilers ahead!)

you’re telling me

THIS THE DUDE THAT KILLED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE IN ONE NIGHT??

AND THIS IS BEFORE. BEFORE SHIT WENT DOWN

even AFTER THE DEATHS OF 100+ PEOPLE AND HE’S STILL THIS SILLY MAN

and i’ve seen him with gojo so you can’t blame me for being confused about him being the supposed bad guy he’s not bad i can fix him (there’s nothing to fix he’s perfect)

#i’m delusional #jjk #jjk rants #genuinely what.

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time to check my notifs— oh!

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just one chance one chance PLEASE-

#he’s not even real #but honestly this is also me begging to redo my entire past term #but mainly him #HE DOESNT EXIST??

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being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

#*cries* #IT IS HIM #BUT ALSO ME #DID ALL OLDER SIBLINGS GO THROUGH THE SAME TRAUMA

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tw: cursing

SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

AAAAAAAAAA- *dies in sparkly and rainbows*

#hydra talks #ty for the ask

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>:000 WHAT IS THIS?? EXCUSE ME?? I AM HERE TO DO EVIL. I AM HERE TO BRING JOY INTO YOUR LIVES BY BEING AN OPERATIVE. OR INTERN.

are you. still accepting more interns?

we didn’t hire or accept intern we picked him up from the roadside. but no we are not

#yall are mean #what did i do

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WHAT IS THIS?? WHAT IS THIS FORM OF DISCRIMINATION?? APPALLED. 0 STARS.

are you. still accepting more interns?

we didn’t hire or accept intern we picked him up from the roadside. but no we are not

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Shrek's Magnificent Entrance

“Shrek is here!” They all proclaim,

But he’s a fairy tale, are they all insane?

I look around and there he is! Standing in the sun, in utter bliss!

My affection for him begins to pop up,

I can’t say anything, except “what’s up?”

Crippling anxiety takes control of me…

“What if we were never destined to be?”

But Shrek is love! Shrek is life! What I’d give to make Shrek my wife!

Shrek is chill! Shrek is hot! Shrek also has a really cool bod!

Shrek’s green skin shimmers in the sun,

To my lonely heart, his journey has begun.

But alas, I suppose Shrek has to leave,

But trust me, he’ll never be my pet peeve.

I hope what they say is true,

From his departure, I ought not to be blue.

My baby, Shrek, please come back again

Please don’t let me be driven insane…

… by your love. Don’t Leave. Me.

#BRO HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS- #😭😭😭 IS THIS MY FAULT FOR ENCOURAGING YOUR INSANITY #my god i love this but-

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🤺

me too bro me too

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i dont let it die but #1% #then my sister gets mad when i leave it so close to death

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#prev tags are so real

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YOU CAN BOOP YOURSELF?

#hydra talks

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i'm gonna be sending you boops for the entirety of this song https://youtu.be/AFO7C2rL9zI?si=T7kAoTl0i3mzzQc0 so get ready for 8 minutes of notifs and boops

I WAS ASLEEP-