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Based on my eveline post gonna talk about her (there's a lot about organs and shit if you don't wanna read about that)

So since ethan is made of mold when he goes to sleep eveline is just there because ethan being alive means she cannot fully die (since she is the mold) after a while ethan realizes that she can't actually hurt him or take over his mind in any way he started trying to talk to her at first she would just yell at him and run away or try and intimidate him but she then realized it wasn't working and started answering Ethan's questions then she started watching his life from his eyes and because he could hear her in his mind he started to realize whenever he held rose she sounded jealous so he started talking to her about it and she started actually hanging around ethan when he was sleeping (before he had to look for her) and then he asked her if she wanted him to be her dad and she obviously said yes because all she really wanted was a family but didn't know how to get one and ethan talked to Mia about eveline and how he basically adopted her in his mind and she thought about it and was a little put off by the fact eveline is still technically alive but decides to give eveline a second chance and ends up talking to eveline on occasion using ethan as the one to communicate everything but later eveline comes to ethan with a way to bring her back she doesn't expect him to actually try it but it involves getting organs skin and bones and ethan actually just asks the most likely person to have those items that he knows... Surprise Michael is a weirdo sometimes and has a collection of organs (we was gonna eat em but he's a sucker for kids) and so he collects some organs and asks god to make some skin for him to use and stitch together, grabs metal and makes her an entire skeleton that grows with her and rips out his own heart takes a bit of Ethan's flesh merges it with his heart and sticks it in evelines new body he stitches the body closed and the mix of his heart that is able to beat outside of his body mixed with Ethan's flesh made her consciousness transfer to the new body

Now she considers Michael her uncle and Michael ended up having to regrow his heart again

#goobie snoobery #michael afton #ethan winters #the interdimentional mall #eveline resident evil #mia winters #they can still communicate through their minds tho #ethan is very concerned about why Michael has so many organs lying around (he hunts serial killers and kills them) #the funny thing is that Michael had to go out of his way to kill someone to get certain organs because he doesn't keep them #he finds them yucky

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Guys I usually absolutely hate villains but dude eveline has the backstory of being a literal science experiment and I cannot bring myself to not like her she just needs a proper family and a better outlet for her anger

#goobie snoobery #im going to incorporate her into my resident evil shit cause i think she would be a good kid if she had a hobby #that isnt taking over an entire family and having them kill people #im determined to give her a redemption arc #eveline resident evil

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The cat kinda looks like this and is named peanut butter cookie (peanut for short)

My last post inspired a situation of Michael just having a rough time with his mental health and Johnny trying to cheer him up is like come on bitch we're going shopping and Johnny takes Michael to get a cat and all the cats gather around Johnny (because he smells exactly like one and can turn into a cat) but one little oriental shorthair kitten walks up to Michael and he swears to protect the little baby (they then go on a spree of buying cute things for it and Michael gets it a collar that has a little bowtie on it and a mushroom themed cat tree inspired by his addiction to playing re7)

#goobie snoobery #found that picture on Pinterest btw google wasn't showing many pictures of what i was thinking

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My last post inspired a situation of Michael just having a rough time with his mental health and Johnny trying to cheer him up is like come on bitch we're going shopping and Johnny takes Michael to get a cat and all the cats gather around Johnny (because he smells exactly like one and can turn into a cat) but one little oriental shorthair kitten walks up to Michael and he swears to protect the little baby (they then go on a spree of buying cute things for it and Michael gets it a collar that has a little bowtie on it and a mushroom themed cat tree inspired by his addiction to playing re7)

#goobie snoobery #michael afton #johnny cage #the gang #this does in fact cheer Michael up tho #dont ask how they found a store with a mushroom cat tree johnny just knows places like that #also Michael liking the resident evil franchise is just really funny to me cause he literally works with ethan and karl #Michael will immediately become someone/something's dad if its small enough... or a big brother but he doesn't admit the brother one #Michael your dad side is showing

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Was thinking about my favorite cat breed and just remembered that I had this project for school one time and it was a hypothetical situation where I had a million dollars and I said I'd buy like 5 oriental short hair cats I didn't even choose to buy a big house so I had a bunch of money to spend on cat stuff and I'd like to say that says something about me

#goobie snoobery #i love cats #all it says is im willing to become the crazy cat person if given enough money #or i could steal strays #either is fine because cats <3

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uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn….barney………… uwah!!!!!!!! hhhhhnggmmmmgggg.. hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg….barney!!!! ooohhhh hmmm mmmnnnnmn….aah!!!!!!!!…..ooh!!!.. hmm.

#yeah

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God I need to learn how to draw karl... Or just how to draw characters that aren't Michael and jack...

#goobie snoobery #the interdimentional mall #i have a problem where i can only draw certain characters apparently

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I love giving characters animal instincts <3 anyway sometimes if ethan is just sitting there and he sees his own tail moving he will chase it but then realize that he is and gets a little embarrassed... Also if he's right next to Leon and Leon is moving his tail slightly ethan does accidentally go after it

#goobie snoobery #ethan winters #leon s kennedy #dw ethan gets his tail sometimes but he literally bites his tail so he hates when he does actually get his own tail #he does not know how to use his very sharp teeth </3

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I had the idea of Michael just casually playing re8 on his break and ethan or Karl walk in and see him playing Ian are extremely confused for a bit until Michael explains they're a game for most of the people in the mall cut to Michael playing while either of them watch him play and giving him tips

#goobie snoobery #michael afton #the interdimentional mall #ethan winters #karl heisenberg

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Me when I have the idea to make a fusion of characters as if they're Steven Universe gems:

Meet Jake the fusion of Mike Michael jack and Jackie (they/them pronouns) I end up making scenarios like this a lot but never stick with giving them the ability forever but this one might stick cause I actually really like Jake (the freckles are scales)

#goobie snoobery #michael afton #jack kennedy #mike schmidt #the mangle weed trio #jake weed #their last name is now weed cause i literally couldn't think of anything else

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Everyone else meeting ethan: what the fuck is he???

Michael: holy shit ethan fucking winters

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Ethan himself (including Michael's first thoughts from seeing him)

#goobie snoobery #the interdimentional mall #ethan winters #ethan if he was moldy and worked at build a bear:

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I've run into a problem with the new employees... I can't fucking draw short hair

#goobie snoobery #the interdimentional mall #petition to give ethan long hair so i dont have to struggle/j

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Everyone else meeting ethan: what the fuck is he???

Michael: holy shit ethan fucking winters

#goobie snoobery #michael afton #ethan winters #hes played resident evil he knows whats up #the interdimentional mall

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Ok I'm going to start the new employees off with a small introduction

Starting off with the fan favorite Karl:

Karl is Mia and Ethan's roommate after the ending of re8 Karl went looking for Ethan's body and found a pretty lifeless body (ethan) and brought his body to his place that we see and talked to the dead body because he had nothing better to do but went for a walk and found the Duke who offered him a deal, some money for a way to revive ethan, Karl obviously said yes after getting really bored of just talking to a dead body and the Duke handed him Ethan's heart and some of that magical fucking herb water and told Karl to place Ethan's heart where mother Miranda took it out from ethan and pour that sweet sweet Water on the cavity. Karl proceeds to do just that and ethan doesn't wake up right away but he was very obviously alive by the fact he was breathing and Karl tried to figure out a way to feed ethan and get ethan to drink but after a few days it was very obvious Ethan's body was very much changing. Later after ethan had woken up Karl was suddenly ran into by ethan who seemed excited and worried and was trying to drag Karl by his pant leg so Karl came with to then see Leon and Chris there and they went with them. Reason Karl got the job: wanted to fuck with ethan but he was also kinda bored

Now for ethan:

After ethan had woken up from being dead he obviously freaked the fuck out and Karl was right there and being in a panicked state and the last time he had seen Karl was not a very good time he tried to get up, grab karl, and yell ask what happened but as soon as he started to yell and try to walk towards Karl he noticed that 1 he couldn't walk up right and 2 he couldn't speak English anymore, he then proceeded to freak out some more while Karl desperately tried to calm ethan down once ethan calmed down they tried to figure out how to be able to communicate and landed on hand gestures and imitation of words and ethan figured out the closest word for "Karl" in the weird language he's forced to speak means "bitch" and really enjoys the fact he just calls Karl a bitch he has no clue but also he really misses Mia and rose and starts sulking around and not eating even when Karl throws bits of meat in his face but one day he's climbing on rooftops trying to find a good place to wallow in self pity when he spots Chris and Leon and because he realizes that they can save him and Karl from staying there in the very ruined village he tries to run towards them but forgets he is currently on a roof and violently tumbles right in front of them and very rightfully they start pointing their guns at him until he holds his hands up and tried to speak but obviously coming out in the weird language but Leon can understand it (this version of Leon is infected and anything infected with something can speak and understand the language) and they talk a little and ethan runs to grab Karl and leave. Reason ethan got the job: he was bored

And gwen:

After saving miles and reconciling with her dad fully she ends up deciding to get a job with the help of her dad until they find the mall and add it to her list of places to get interviews and after every other interview falls through whether it was the employers didn't like her or she didn't like them she finally went to an interview with the mall and ended up getting the job in a part time position (mainly so she can do her spider stuff)

#goobie snoobery #the interdimentional mall #tbh i really wanted to tell karl and ethans shit because i think its cool (even though i made the story) #gwen didn't really have anything interesting after itsv/atsv in my version but after getting hired shes gonna #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #gwen stacy

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Ok so ik there's two days left on this poll but I don't see it changing anytime soon so I'm just going to declare gwen ethan and Karl as the winners I'll go think of scenarios for them to meet the others

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Jack clean your fucking guest house holy shit

Playing resident evil 7... Terrifying

#goobie snoobery