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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#idk i feel like irl bc on here i’m just unhinged #but i think a lot abt people telling me i was once ‘the face’ of the caps lb or the ringleader and i go #maybe i was cooler online then LOL

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Curious about something

#i have. 1 norfolk admirals jersey (rip) #1 caps jersey (signed by the player) #and 1 fairbanks ice warm up jersey #these purchases were spread out over abt 15 years #oh fuck wait i also have one for my college team that i wore all the time and then colton parayako signed it and i haven’t worn it since LOL

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HOW DID — I —

#bro FUCK the rags i hope they all d*e in a fucking fire #caps lb

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[tags via @anxsity ]

✨ EXPERIENCE CAPS HOCKEY✨

i posted about day drinking on my insta story and tom wilson scores nice

#caps lb

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i posted about day drinking on my insta story and tom wilson scores nice

#i can’t i have to run errands but boy #caps lb

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do new york fans know they can shut the fuck up for like 2 seconds or do they have to be taking up all the oxygen all the time

#every five seconds there’s someone chanting like bro give it a fucking REST #caps lb

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there’s the caps we know and love [deeply derogatory]

#caps lb

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oh my god i forgot how much i fucking HATE their goal song

#IT’S SO FUCKING STUPID #caps lb

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CAN WE OLEASE JUST — PLAY —

#someone’s gonna get a penalty for SNEEZING #caps lb

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will we make it out of the first round? probably not. will we have a weirdly horny time anyway? YOU KNOW IT BABEY!

im also probably missing like- just a ton of info but this was what i could think of at the time <3 we are fueled by love and questionable choices

ALLCAPS BABEYYYYY 🦅🦅🦅

(tagging @stereax ✨)

#omg gotta share this

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who else up capitalizing their washingtons

#it’s noon o clock and i’m ready to capitalize #caps lb

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i need cmm to score a g**l and then stare at the rags bench as he makes a jerk off motion skating by

#please i would throw myself at his feet #caps lb

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the refs calling everything to “eliminate shenanigans” is gonna make these games like 4 hours long —

#i’m excited for later series games where nothing gets called to compensate for the helicopter parentong #caps lb

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HOCKEY ALTAR IS LIT 🙏

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Vibe check is... immaculate.

#‘i’m bad at vocabulary’ tj when u retire i am going to cry like no tomorrow is2g #washington capitals

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the pens are fighting for fuck all the isles are already in and yet there’s been FOUR goal challenges and two goals disallowed

#IT DOESN’T MATTER HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY #nhl lb

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thinking a lot abt everyone constantly comparing ovi and crosby and there’s just something so wildly poignant that both the caps and pens missed last year, and then this year the caps make it and the pens Don’t.

#i’ve got a lot of thoughts. about the aging of the Golden age. #originals