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You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator

oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one

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rewatching atla .. my apologies to all jetzuko (jetko?) fans I was not aware of your game

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:

“Good news! She’s dead!”

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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remember when the concept of memes was coming out and people tried to get us to call them “mimi’s”?

#hollypunkerspost #thank god that didnt catch on #i remember so many church facebook people doing that lmao

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its so much and its dishonest work

#i got an ad for starbucks when i went to reblog this

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Its fucking fascinating how when you(or just i?) watch a video on youtube kids all the ads are just real estate

#hollypunkerspost #does this happen to you? inquiring minds want to know #youtube #is it like some parent filter or are all my real estate ads hyper fixated #i couldnt remember some lion king lyrics

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How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard

#star wars #luke owen and beru

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Amethyst bracelet made by Faeriesjewels

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

#fuckin remembrall shit

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#ok… its called improv #the characters change shit sometimes i havent considered THE IMPLICATIONS