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New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

#my first day at work i took an order for a caramel apple #i asked my lead how i should cut the apple and he looked at me like #just? cut the fucking apple? #i looked him dead in the eyes and said #i’ve been here an hour. you forget i’ve never worked here before in my life. #you need to show me!!!!!!!!

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who can relate

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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

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After a chaotic day of abduction-by-squid and a sharp tussling introduction, two strangers, along with others in their new yet uneasy alliance, settle down for their first night at camp. What could they be thinking of the other…? 👀👀👀

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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

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Xenk Yendar’s Fight Scene set to:

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) - ABBA

(YouTube link)

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Sexy time at cemetery gone wrong 😆

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tag yourself

#i do like a good b minor

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Astarion at Camp 0.1

Hi everyone!

I'm doing text adventure Astarion erotica and for everyone who. doesn't know what that is. Sort of a choose your own adventure type deal.

It is nowhere near done (it is in fact barely started) But I would really appreciate feedback and thoughts and suggestions so if you like Astarion reader insert or just Astarion or exploring text games, check it out here.

It is in the second person, but that's sort a genre convention, I think this will also appeal to people who don't normally do x reader, so please check it out.

If you like it lmk! If you Really like it consider dropping me a tip or a ko-fi so I can spend more time on it, lol.

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That post about Astarion speaking Elvish...

Ok but Astarion fucking someone and panting Elvish into their ear. Just... unloading his deepest confessions of love because he's within the safety of his partner not understanding.

"I love you, I love you, please don't ever leave me, need you, need you, I hate how much I need you."

Or, conversely, AA:

"I love you, come back to me, I am nothing without you, I need you, need you, please, darling, my darling, my bride, my consort, the only one who owns my deadened heart."

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sweetheart it's 3am and I'm posting Halsin covered in honey please save me

prints | high res on patreon

#halsin #HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #HELLO #bg3