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big if true

#this might be the post that finally convinces me to watch house

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"Can we talk about men?" "Men experience this too." "It's just that as a man," "Not to derail but this is also true for men." "OP idk if you know but men also..." "Sadly this also goes for men." "Can we please bring up how this affects men?" "Its just that men--

#wild how ppl are calling op a terf/radfem for this post... she's literally a trans woman cmon now 💀

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what the hell are we doing folks

#first we invented misogyny for cats now we invent racism for dogs

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Thought I could make it home and the alternator died and turned to fucking dust rest in peace

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#never and i don't plan to start!

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tumblr poll simulator

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I enjoy how every Glass Animals song sounds like "ouhhhhhh blue sky lemonade like an Arnold palmer I wish u and I were calmer drown the memory of youuu in goji berry water *the strangest noises you've ever heard* hot tub in a swimming pool mind full of Scooby-Dooby ghouls you were always too cool for school hot cheetos and cotton candy juuls *water dripping sound effects*" and it slaps mega juicy balls every time

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on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself

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adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

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It won't be a regular thing by any means, btw.

#talking #polls

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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Why do people have such difficulty understanding the difference between private and personal property?

#you are not gonna have to share your toothbrush under communism. this is common sense i fear #talking

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

#oh and softbutchlesb is 'gender critical' (aka literally just a transmisogynist) too

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still getting anon hate over my post saying you shouldn't work for a fucking US defense contractor as an engineer btw. didn't know "it's bad to work at the war crimes factory" was a controversial opinion on here

#not working at the war crimes factory is like the barest of bare minimums cmon now #why are we trying to 'no ethical consumption under capitalism' our way out of taking any responsibility for any decision we make

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#PREV #reddit is so bad about literally everything related to China #and then they brag that china is supposedly 'afraid' of Reddit... i think it's the other way around buddy