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BLACK VELVET NEBULA CAKE

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concept:  me, but with a really cool x-men mutation and better eyebrows

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please tell me why

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Me: is okay for a few days

Me: oh my god I faked my entire illness I'm just a manipulative monster who pretends to be crazy oh my god I should do something destructive because I hate myself

Me: wait a second

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Person: Captain Kirk is a womanizer 

Me:

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imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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Alexandra Taylor

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I take great care of myself by carefully shutting myself away.

Vincent van Gogh (via vincentvangogh-art)

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Dan has a point