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[highking-cardan]

Yes well it’s catnip, which is very different to alcohol. And I’m not quite stupid enough to give Tequila tequila.

@highking-cardan what the hell is wrong with your cat

[highking-cardan]

I don’t want to fuck you. I’ll leave that to Taryn.

I want you to fuck off

Alchoholism is not is not romantic please stop

[highking-cardan]

// where did you find that 😭 it feels like an affront to my country

It's been a day. What the fuck did you guys do to Jacob.

[highking-cardan]

Yes. I know all about that mortal stubbornness.

@theghostoftheshadows snug bug is a stupid name

[highking-cardan]

I am your king. We are not equal.

But arguing with you is exhausting and I need sleep.

@theghostoftheshadows snug bug is a stupid name

[highking-cardan]

@knightofthereckless Why do you have a cockatoo

Did you and @theghostoftheshadows go and raid Australia?

@pr1nce0fsunl1ght do you like the new pet I might get?

[highking-cardan]

Yes.

I went to a park yesterday and guess who I saw

APOLLO???????!!!???

[highking-cardan]

Cardan isn’t even my name

You started it

@theghostoftheshadows snug bug is a stupid name

#// I reblogged this to the wrong acc and like died #lmao

[highking-cardan]

@theghostoftheshadows snug bug is a stupid name

#cardan greenbriar

[highking-cardan]

Says you. You killed your husband

I went to a park yesterday and guess who I saw

APOLLO???????!!!???

[highking-cardan]

The question is why don’t you?

@highking-cardan what the hell is wrong with your cat

[highking-cardan]

🖕

I went to a park yesterday and guess who I saw

APOLLO???????!!!???

[highking-cardan]

Fuck you

At least I can drink

And I have a fandom the size of an army

Alchoholism is not is not romantic please stop

[highking-cardan]

Well, don’t. It’s making me uncomfortable

Dumpling and Marshmallow were having a staring contest

[highking-cardan]

Stop it

Dumpling and Marshmallow were having a staring contest

[highking-cardan]

Pretty average looking tree

I went to a park yesterday and guess who I saw

APOLLO???????!!!???

[highking-cardan]

How was I supposed to know you were going to get a koala?

@highking-cardan what the hell is wrong with your cat

#// we literally have eucalyptus trees in my backyard lmao