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current mood: let's get topped by a bitchy lumberjack lady who's cucking a hot male lumberjack

#misandry but also bisexuality #is this the future

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this is not what i was wanting when i typed in "woman engineer hot"

#excuse you google #failure of algorithm daddy

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my apologies, this blog is now a "j is high and bi" blog til sober

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you know you're in a sexuality crisis when you get high and start looking up "woodworking woman hot"

#high and bi #bisexual #or gay? #who knows

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Commissioned by @sterlingbee for B&E by @mightbewriting

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Eight year (lol, surprise) with a little plot bunny that hopped out of my brain the other day thanks to discord <3

I have always loved the human-turned-tiny trope from The Borrowers/Alice when she eats the make-me-small-cookies/Honey I’ve shrunk the kids and many, many more. I’m sure there’s a dramione fic out there with this trope, if you know it, don’t hesitate to send it my way and I’ll add it to my mile-long tbr.

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All you need is two people to sail a ship.

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Ravenclaw: Why would you give Hufflepuff a knife?!

Slytherin: Because they felt unsafe.

Ravenclaw: Now I feel unsafe.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Would you also like a knife?

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That’s a shame *stares at all the fanart of shirtless Draco Malfoy*

I just noticed my own spelling error *hangs head in shame*

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it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

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do u ever come across a reference photo and go “yep, that’s *insert otp here* right there” and draw them? 😅 sooo here’s more sleeping dramione ✨✨✨

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Hufflepuff: Please note, we do not condone violence-

Slytherin: Or at least not murder.

Hufflepuff: And, usually not violence.

Slytherin: What we condone is sending a message.

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Cozy Gryffindor Common Room [shop]

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Early risers.

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the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother

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