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As a lot of y’all know, I’ve been working on a big ol art book! It’s going to be a book full of illustrations, drawings, doodles, and more revolving around the themes of nostalgia, the suburbs, and growing up. Completing it has been…a struggle, especially covid and depression. BUT!  For the time being, I have a FREE sampler of the book for y’all to check out! Just click the lil link below and read the whole 35 page pdf full of finished pieces, process work, and thumbnails! 

Read the entire 35 page pdf for free here: https://bit.ly/2Forwpk

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Can all the multilingual people here tell me whether ananas is called pineapple in their language?

#ananas in french

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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i shouldn’t post so much fanart. it’s a little embarrassing. but one year on and i’m still inspired to do all sorts of stuff

for example: what if when crowley came into eden and beheld the world everything was drawn like an Eric Carle book? 

WIP for next comic T_T

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want to write

head empty

#i've been reading a lot which always makes my inspiration go '!!!!' #but #now is apparently 'no self-confidence' -time #so my mind is rebelling by blanking out #(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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So I was just on wikipedia reading about red-bellied black snakes (i.e. the snake that Crowley’s colouration is based on) AND:

“In spring, male red-bellied black snakes often engage in ritualised combat for 2 to 30 minutes”

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You know what to do.

(Also, “The diet of red-bellied black snakes primarily consists of frogs”. No wonder Hastur never liked Crowley.)

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Matchmaking Tyrant AU, part 8

Naruto has had his fair share of life-altering moments. Out of them all, the one when Mrs Old Pimp directs a placid smile at her husband and her houseguest catfighting in the hallway of her pristine house and says ‘Please take such activities outdoors’ in a voice that channels the heron instants before it yeets its sharp-ass beak at a fish-turned-dinner-turned-aaand it’s gone…

That one is an eye-opener. Some facts:

One: The thing. The thing which makes people not do the shit they want to do because the aforementioned shit is dumb. The thing he didn’t have until now. Survival instinct, that’s it’s name. That thing. He’s located it. 

(Naruto takes his index finger off from where it was squishing Cranky Old Pimp’s nose to drive his point across.)

‘He started it,’ grumbles the old bastard. His palm is still squishing Naruto’s face. The mythical survival instinct evades him. 

(Mrs Old Pimp, elevated to the rank of Mrs Uchiha, smiles more affably and ignores him.)

Two: The old bastard deflates. He’s whipped. He’s totally whipped. 

The other son -the one who looks like he needs some serious nap. Itachi- comes forward and transitions the incident back on track with a might-be-a-dip-of-the-head, might-be-a-bow kinda gesture, and introduces himself. There’s nothing not polite about it.

Three: This one hates Naruto’s guts.

‘Shall we all have dinner?’ Mrs Uchiha claps her hands together very prettily. Smiling. Still smiling. 

Four: On the bright side, Sasuke has been shocked out of his sulk. Naruto tries to convey ‘I don’t know either, bro’ with his eyebrows alone least two fourth of the Uchiha household get trigger happy with the killing urges. The effect is perhaps ruined by the fact that Naruto just called his crush’s dad a pimp, at a normal volume (he shouted), with some squishing and just a dash of hugging involved (he’s missed the matchmaking bastard, okay?). Or maybe Sasuke just sucks and failed to show up to the introductory course on Secret Eyebrow Language. 

Five, the one his newfound survival instinct has been blaring in the background of his thoughts: 

He’s landed himself into a nest of crazies.

@ viveleschao59 there you go :D

#one self-reblog #as a treat

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just…mercenary things:“)

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There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

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That furry who was just forlornly playing on a swing at the kiddy park with parents all around ready to take down a bitch if this overgrown fluff cryptid even breathed in the general direction of the kids,,,,what, if i may ask, the fuck

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au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

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Matchmaking Tyrant AU, part 8

Naruto has had his fair share of life-altering moments. Out of them all, the one when Mrs Old Pimp directs a placid smile at her husband and her houseguest catfighting in the hallway of her pristine house and says ‘Please take such activities outdoors’ in a voice that channels the heron instants before it yeets its sharp-ass beak at a fish-turned-dinner-turned-aaand it’s gone...

That one is an eye-opener. Some facts:

One: The thing. The thing which makes people not do the shit they want to do because the aforementioned shit is dumb. The thing he didn’t have until now. Survival instinct, that’s it’s name. That thing. He’s located it. 

(Naruto takes his index finger off from where it was squishing Cranky Old Pimp’s nose to drive his point across.)

‘He started it,’ grumbles the old bastard. His palm is still squishing Naruto’s face. The mythical survival instinct evades him. 

(Mrs Old Pimp, elevated to the rank of Mrs Uchiha, smiles more affably and ignores him.)

Two: The old bastard deflates. He’s whipped. He’s totally whipped. 

The other son -the one who looks like he needs some serious nap. Itachi- comes forward and transitions the incident back on track with a might-be-a-dip-of-the-head, might-be-a-bow kinda gesture, and introduces himself. There’s nothing not polite about it.

Three: This one hates Naruto’s guts.

‘Shall we all have dinner?’ Mrs Uchiha claps her hands together very prettily. Smiling. Still smiling. 

Four: On the bright side, Sasuke has been shocked out of his sulk. Naruto tries to convey ‘I don’t know either, bro’ with his eyebrows alone least two fourth of the Uchiha household get trigger happy with the killing urges. The effect is perhaps ruined by the fact that Naruto just called his crush’s dad a pimp, at a normal volume (he shouted), with some squishing and just a dash of hugging involved (he’s missed the matchmaking bastard, okay?). Or maybe Sasuke just sucks and failed to show up to the introductory course on Secret Eyebrow Language. 

Five, the one his newfound survival instinct has been blaring in the background of his thoughts: 

He’s landed himself into a nest of crazies.

@ viveleschao59 there you go :D

#naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sasunaru #narusasu #sns #matchmaking tyrant au #listen #mikoto married the dumpster fire that is fugaku uchiha of her own free will #she's just as unhinged as the rest of them

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Customer: Good morning. I’d like to buy a book please.

Aziraphale, surrounded by books: Uh, well, I’m afraid we don’t have any.

#lol

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Oh you totally worded it like that On Purpose

Pretty Naruto Covered with Sasuke’s Chakra (◡‿◡✿)

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I didn’t see this posted on the ao3 tumblr

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Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”