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[hey-august]

Caught, part 1

Word count: 309

Content: NSFW — mdni, gender neutral reader, no y/n, second person POV, voyeurism, anal, masturbation, misuse of devil’s fruit powers

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Buggy's lips parted, then he moaned quietly, his mouth dropping open and his pale green eyes squeezing shut as he let out an open-mouthed grunt. A drop of sweat trickled down his temple and his teeth clamped onto his bottom lip, trying and failing to suppress a low groan. 

He was laying on his stomach, his hands balled into fists on either side of his head, his ass in the air. He was breathing heavily, and a slow slick sound echoed in his ears as his detached cock pumped in and out of his tight hole. His legs trembled and his toes scrambled for purchase against the sheets as he adjusted his position to raise his ass higher. 

“Ohh, fuck yeah,” he murmured roughly to himself. “Fuuuck…”

Buggy's fists clenched tighter as his eyebrows furrowed upward, his expression one of ecstasy as his eyes opened and rolled back. He choked on another groan as his cock pumped more sharply. He started to arch his hips back each time his cock shot forward. Buggy couldn't hold back his moans any longer – they grew in volume the more quickly he fucked himself until he was letting out high-pitched yelps. 

Buggy started gasping out quick, whining mewls as his cock rammed into his asshole like a piston, his toes curling and his face pressed into his pillow, the bed creaking with the force of it as his legs began to tense and quake. Then, his cock held in place and Buggy went quiet, his head thrown back and his whole body tightening, his mouth open in a silent scream. He filled himself to the brim and collapsed, leaving his cock in place for a moment longer before it pulled itself out and replaced itself back between his legs.

He was so far gone, he didn't even realize the door had opened. 

#*heavy breathing* #buggy the clown #buggy x reader #x reader #buggy the clown smut

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I'll just...

Slide this here and leave 🏃💨

The excitement I get when I see you pop up @soupsprout!!

How cute and cozy and adorable and sweet and precious and amazing is thissssss????!!

I can't with all the blushing. EVEN ON HIS EARS. 😭🩷🩷🩷

The floofy hair! The soft line art, the lil kiss marks, that absolutely precious expression on Buggy's face 😩🩷🩷 I have such a deep urge to smother him in kisses like this.

I love all of this, thank you so much!!!

#i can't say it enough SO CUTE #talented moot #amazing moot #buggy the clown #buggy fanart #buggy x yn

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I know I'm pathetic - Pt 6

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Fic tag)

✨The final part!!✨ I just added a warning for implied sex since I did a last minute adjustment. I hope yall had fun reading this throughout the week! 🩷 And for those who prefer to read everything in one-go, enjoy!!

WC: ~550

Warnings for the entire story: NSFW, mdni, Buggy x GN!reader, not an established relationship, dubcon, auralism, masturbation, buggy is a fucking perv, slight degradation kink, implied sex

Tag list: @rorywritesjunk @lostfirefly @ane5e @fanaticsnail

Title from Pathetic by blink-182

“Captain…”

Shit. He definitely didn’t imagine it. This was a problem. Did you know? Were you messing with him? He needed to find out.

Buggy flew out of his room before reigning himself in. There were plenty of people still awake and he didn’t want to drag attention to himself. He strode to the bathroom, unsure what he would do when he got there. What he would say to you. What he would ask.

It didn’t matter though. By the time he got to the bathroom, it was empty. You were gone. All that was left was steam and a message on the mirror.

“I’m waiting for you.”

Was this message really for him? Were you actually waiting for him? Why? Was it a trick? Buggy’s mind was reeling, torn between the fucked up fantasies he’s been indulging in and what little grasp on reality he still had.

An unexpected sensation pulled him from the cyclone of thoughts. A warm breath on his ear. His ear…where was it? It wasn’t in the bathroom anymore.

Lips grazed his missing appendage and he shuddered.

“Captain? Did you find my message yet?”

Buggy's breath stopped in his chest as you whispered directly to him.

“I know your secret,” you teased. “I know what you’ve been doing, you perv. You’re a dirty guy, you know?”

He whimpered.

“Wanna know my secret?”

“Yes,” Buggy gasped to no one.

“I bet you do…my secret is that I like it. I like knowing that you touch yourself to me, captain.”

Buggy’s hand flew to his aching dick. If you liked it, he’d keep doing it.

“You’re probably touching yourself right now, you creep.”

He whimpered again.

“Would you stop if I told you to?”

He stopped.

“Would you screw me if I asked you to? I think I’d like that a lot more.”

Buggy’s legs moved before you finished that question.

“Please don’t keep me waiting too lon-”

You were interrupted by a frantic knocking and a breathless demand to open the fucking door.

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Your sheets were soaked with sex and sweat by the time you two were drained and exhausted.

Buggy wasn’t sure if he was falling asleep or blacking out. His back was pressed against your chest and you were warm. So very warm.

“How’d you find out?” Buggy mumbled through the edges of sleep.

“Your boots are loud.”

Right. He knew that. He should have known it was a give away.

“I also had your ear on purpose.”

Now he was awake. Before Buggy could roll over, you held him tighter.

“Accidentally on purpose,” you laughed. “I found it earlier that day and put it in my pocket. I forgot and only remembered when I heard you outside my door. By then, it was too late.”

“Too late…”

“Well, I might have stopped if you knocked. But it sounded like you were enjoying yourself.”

Silence hung in the room as the words sunk in.

“You tricked me into listening to your- your debauchery, just so you could get off!" Buggy’s hands broke free and gestured wildly in the air. “You’re the pervert! You corrupted me,” he huffed offendedly. Provokingly.

“You were always a dirty freak, captain. Don’t be a liar too,” you said against his ear before giving it a small bite.

Buggy groaned softly through the smile on his face. He was a dirty freak. A depraved degenerate. A pathetic pervert. And so were you.

#buggy smut #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #buggy x you #x reader #buggy op #opla buggy #one piece buggy #buggy the clown smut #one piece smut #hey-august i know i'm pathetic

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i love . . .

#i wanna honk that nose #buggy the clown #buggy fanart

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💕🤍💕🤍💕🤍💕🤍

#me at all of you #🩷🩷🩷

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#it's so hard to prioritize myself #i just need extra rest to make up for a night of stomach troubles and bad sleep #i could leave a few hours early but i know i won't #caffeine and anxiety are behind the wheel now

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drawing buggy with ocean hair just cause

let my guy swim again🥲🥲

#buggy the clown #buggy fanart

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I know I'm pathetic - Pt 5

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Fic tag)

WC: ~300

Warnings for the entire story: NSFW, mdni, Buggy x GN!reader, not an established relationship, dubcon, auralism, masturbation, buggy is a fucking perv, slight degradation kink

Tag list: @rorywritesjunk @lostfirefly @ane5e @fanaticsnail

Title from Pathetic by blink-182

Buggy didn’t have a plan. He had a bad idea. He made a bad decision. A lot of bad decisions, honestly, but this one was new.

Weeks ago he gave himself a righteous mission to not lose track of his body parts, especially his ears. A mission that he was frustratingly successful at, and now he was determined to sabotage himself.

If he was going to be a pervert, then he was going to commit.

This new revelation occurred during dinner. During the perfect time to follow through. Buggy knew your routine. He knew that this was the day you would excuse yourself early and take advantage of the empty bathrooms for a nice steamy shower.

In the chaos of mealtime, Buggy parted with his ear and sent it along to the bathroom where it would find a little nook to hide and wait.

Buggy knew what your voice sounded like overlaid with the water and muffled by the door. You could afford to be louder in the shower, where the running water helped mask the sounds. But he wanted to know what your voice sounded like reverberating in that tiny room.

It was better than he could have imagined. He could clearly hear how the water changed pitch when you stepped into the shower. He could imagine how it coursed over your naked body. He could hear your satisfied sigh as the warmth relaxed your muscles.

Buggy sat in the safety of his room, dragging a light touch along the underside of his erection and listening to the show.

“Fuck, yes!”

He wrapped a hand around himself.

A whiney moan was next.

He squeezed tighter.

“Oooh, f-fuck…”

More pre-cum leaked out the tip.

“H-harder…”

He moved faster.

“Please, harder.”

You rarely talked this much. It was wonderful and overwhelming.

“Fuck, captain, please!”

Buggy stopped. You didn’t. You kept going, moaning and crying out. Maybe he imagined it. Maybe he imagined you saying something that he wanted to hear so desperately.

That must be it.

#buggy smut #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #buggy x you #x reader #buggy op #opla buggy #one piece buggy #buggy the clown smut #one piece smut #hey-august i know i'm pathetic

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When I say I've been doing nothing but doodling lately please believe me. I haven't finished a damn thing in weeks lol. All rodeo clown though so here's a doodle dump. Speed draw of the booty shorts drawing

#all these cuties #it's too much!! #buggy the clown #buggy fanart #buggy x oc

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LOOK AT HIIIIIIIM!

Don't you just wanna ruffle that head of hair?? 😤🩷

@soupsprout this is wonderful! You are amazing!! Thank you thank you for sharing! 🩷🩷🩷

Hi hii have some Buggyyy <33

@hey-august, for youuu💛

#buggy the clown #buggy fanart #he's so heckin cute #talented moot!

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Uhhh I may have made a version of where I let his hair down 👉👈

But lmk if you're interested to see it :33

Of course I am!! 👀

Please, I am here and ready to adore your work 😍🩷

#if you post in your account pls tag me!! #i will happily revel in seeing your art

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Hello, dear August!

I have brought you a sacrifice offering for your hard work (⁠~⁠￣￣⁠)⁠~

Enjoyy💛

THIS WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WAKE UP TO THIS MORNING!!!!

I wanted to wait to reply so I could at least try to properly convey how much I ADORE this!

Look at those lashes and the cute lil smiling eyes! The blush. The scruff. The pretty blues. That smile. And then the kisses and smeared lipstick- SIR YOU ARE TOO CUTE.

Thank you for making such a lovely creation and for sharing it!!! 🩷🩷 AHHHHASDHSAJK

#so talented!! #buggy the clown #buggy fanart #fr i wanna eat it up #HE'S SO CUTE

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I know I'm pathetic - Pt 4

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Fic tag)

WC: ~280

Warnings for the entire story: NSFW, mdni, Buggy x GN!reader, not an established relationship, dubcon, auralism, masturbation, buggy is a fucking perv, slight degradation kink

A/N: The story will really pick back up tomorrow. 😉

Tag list: @rorywritesjunk @lostfirefly @ane5e

Title from Pathetic by blink-182

No, Buggy couldn’t give into those wretched ideas. That would be fucked up. He’s the ship’s captain, the leader of the crew, the figurehead, their superior. Not some depraved loser.

But that's what he was. Only a depraved loser would make up excuses to walk past your room at late hours of the night, full of sick hope that his nighttime activities would coincide with yours.

More than once, they did. More than once, he stood outside your door, hand in his pants, fucking himself stupid until he saw stars. More than once he shamefully returned to his room, hiding a hand smeared with sticky cum in his pocket. More than once he’d rub one out during a shower that was supposed to clean away the filth. More than once, Buggy would watch his jizz swirl down the drain and feel like complete shit.

But even though it kept happening, it wasn’t enough. Even though he felt fucking awful, he didn’t want to stop. All he could think about was you.

What did your face look like when you made those noises? How did you touch yourself? What did you think about? What would you sound like if he was touching you? If he was screwing you?

You had thoroughly consumed him, mind and body. Buggy’s ears were always attuned to your voice. His eyes always searched the room for you.

So when you excused yourself early from dinner to head for the showers, he noticed. And he followed. And he stood outside, hoping no one would walk by. Hoping no one else would see him humping his own hand, intent on creaming his pants to the sound of your voice.

That no one else would hear those noises that he wanted all for himself.

#buggy smut #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #buggy x you #x reader #buggy op #opla buggy #one piece buggy #hey-august i know i'm pathetic

[hey-august]

sometimes you just gotta feel that ache for a fictional man you’ll never touch in order to feel alive

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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

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Guilty as charged Buggy babe.....now lose the pants <3

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#I AM NOT LOOKING RESPECTFULLY #bark bark bark bark bark #buggy the clown #buggy fanart

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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing