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We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

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Bruce: We’re kind of missing something guys. Barbara: Cohesion? Tim: Teamwork? Damian : A general sense of what we’re doing? Dick: No, we lost Jason somehow

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i keep thinking about superman doing his usual rounds of visiting children at the hospital and one of the kids ask "if you're just a human with no power what do you want to be as an adult?"

"as an adult?" superman sounds kinda amused

"i mean your job!" the kid huffs a bit, slightly annoyed

"let's see..." clark kent pretends to think for a bit "i think i would REALLY like to be a journalist"

"because miss lois lane is one?"

superman laughs "well! being her coworker would be a huge bonus! but i'm thinking more along the lines of helping uncover crimes! you know, like miss lois lane!"

"then why don't you just be a cop???"

superman thinks of a polite way to say about how cops are easy to bribe and the ones that aren't usually get sacked early but decide these children don't need more sad news to be depressed about

"because i also want to spread happy news, not just catching criminals! yesterday i read an article about two long lost twins reuniting with each other, it's nice to read something like that"

he is also shilling his own article, of course

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Nino, the first friend Adrien ever made outside. Nino who has been by Adrien’s side through thick and thin. Nino who has shared countless stories, thoughts, and feelings with Adrien. Nino who loves his best friend more than anything.

Nino who doesn’t know the first thing about Adrien.

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@shyjusticewarrior

I did it ‼️

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Batgirls #19 (August 2023) variant cover by David Marquez and Alejandro Sánchez.

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Ghost Jason: Shit, Bruce is gonna kill himself. I gotta send him something to care about [spots stalker Tim] Bingo!

Tim: I gotta ask Dick to be Robin again

Ghost! Jason:… I was thinking you walk up to Bruce with puppy eyes, but close enough.

Dick: No.

Tim: I guess… if that didn’t work… I’ll have to be Robin

Ghost! Jason: that’s not what I meant, but there’s no way Bruce is gonna let you—

Bruce:… hrg [yes]

Ghost! Jason: NO BRUCE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED ADOPT HIM NOT MAKE HIM ROBIN!!! god, sometimes you gotta do things yourself [wakes up in coffin with only vengeance on his mind]

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Bruce Wayne is a dad in many different ways and for many different reasons, but chief among them is his ability to know that one of his kids is sick just by looking at them or hearing them breathe.

He can diagnose a fever with just the back of his (gloved!) hand on their forehead. He knows when they’re about to be dizzy before it even happens. He is A Dad.

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I feel like at some point when Damian is in his late teens, someone from batfam or JL, lets say Tim, would say something like "We are not judge, jury and executioner, we get the evidence, and pass it on"

Damian: "That is a great point, it gives me a lot to think about."

Tim: You are being sarcastic, aren't you.

Damian: Oh no, I just realized the fatal flaw of our operation. We do all the work and then pass it on to some incompetent buffoon. Why are we NOT the judge?

Tim: what

Damian: Thanks to you, Drake, I shall pursue the law as my chosen career path, and thus I will ensure the proper follow-up to the cases Batman solves.

And thus begins the story of prosecutor Wayne, and much, much later, judge Wayne, to the joy of his family and friends who were waiting for Damian to understand that 'Batman' is not an occupation... Even if Bruce was a little disappointed, deep inside, that Damian did not pursue art or maybe veterinary studies, because he could have worked in the field that calmed him down a little, instead of choosing the one occupation that would make Damian even BETTER at arguing.

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Super rough Wondergirl idea, I’ll finish tomorrow.

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ouuugh. if you hate him you will die and go to hell

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Stephanie: Back when I was pregnant Tim was a big support-

Damian: when you were what?

Stephanie: Oh yeah I forget you and Jason weren’t really around back then.

Damian: Brown I thought you respected yourself more that-

Stephanie: Excuse me there’s nothing wrong with being a teen mom-

Damian: Letting Drake father a child?

Stephanie:…

Stephanie: I’m sorry what?

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That time when your kid is grown up but still harrases you in bed.

This X years later.

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Jason: Talia, how does Ra's handle his Pit Rage?

Talia: His what now?

Jason: You know, the lingering effects of the Lazarus Pit? Where you get so angry that you enter a fugue state, and your vision goes green, and you just want to murder everyone and everything until the screaming stops?

Talia, already booking another psychiatry appointment and therapy for her traumatized son: That sounds very stressful

(Jason mistaking his PTSD symptoms for Lazarus Pit symptoms is both extremely funny and extremely depressing)

A few ways this could go:

1. Early on Ra’s spoke one (1) time in Jason’s hearing about the “rage of the pit,” and, even though Ra’s wasn’t speaking in a literal sense, Jason’s mind latched onto that.

2. See above, but it occurred within Damian’s hearing at some point when he was still very young. So then Damian grows up just assuming that’s a thing and informs Jason thusly. Jason doesn’t question it because it’s not like he knows how the pits work so it seems like as reasonable an explanation as any.

3. Jason read too many fantasy books at age 14. This is just what he assumed about the pit, even without any other information.

4. It really is from the Lazarus pit, but Jason’s just special.

5. It really is the pits but it’s more of a Venom symbiote situation. Again because Jason’s special.

6. Insert Danny Phantom crossover AUs/core issues here.

7. Jason, after having been raised for a few years by Bruce Batman-in-place-of-therapy Wayne: Wow, I’m having a lot of issues. Also Jason: Must be magic.