also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence
My phone: Tony Stark? Is that what you want, bitch? Tony stark huh??? TONY STARK??? LIKE YOU TYPE ANYTHING ELSE YOU DISASTER. YES WE FUCKING GET IT. YOU LOOOoooOOoVE TONY STARK 3000. YOU CAN STOP NOW OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE???? Your grades? Your future?? Do you even have a future???? HUH? CAN’T YOU THINK ABOUT LITERally AnYthIn-
Whatever else we do or don’t think of Thor’s storyline in Avengers: Endgame I WILL HEAR NOTHING AGAINST THE PERFECTION OF THIS LOOK
GIVE ME ALL THE HOT VIKING BERSERKER THOR WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND BRAIDED BEARD AND LIGHTNING IN HIS EYES AND DUAL WIELDING
thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays