hells-telegrammy

[hells-telegrammy]

What if..

you rain down on hell as an EXORCIST. You're new, and you're still figuring things out.

Your first victim is a demon with deer-like features.

You aim your spear at him, and charge at his chest, but you fail terribly.

You try again, and again, and the demon watches in amusement as you fail over and over again.

"No no, like this." He takes the spear from you, and stabs you right in the chest.

He walks away, his grin widening as he dusts his hands off. You crumple up in pain, collapsing to the floor unconscious.

Later, you wake up, immediately met with the daughter of Lucifer, in your face.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"

You feel a sense of relief, at least, until you see the same demon from earlier standing behind her.

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[hells-telegrammy]

do you take requests?

Yes I do!

[hells-telegrammy]

Now that the season of hazbin hotel finished what is your favorite episode and why? I still loved the episode 2 but the final its amazing too

I absolutely loved the Husk and Angel Dust bonding episode- as well as the Lucifer and Alastor rivalry episode. (I forgot which episode but THOSE episodes) AND the final episode!

I hope we're getting season 2 soon! I'm sad that there're only 8 episodes a season :(

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[hells-telegrammy]

Alastor, a natural Yandere

He just FITS it.

- No one's surprised to know that he would KILL for you.

- He treats you more like his #1 INVALUABLE property than his actual partner

- You follow HIM everywhere, not the other way around. Your entire schedule is him and him alone.

- Often asks for your opinion on things so you wouldn't feel left out while he does his stuff.

- "What do you think, dear? Does Charlie's idea sound like a nutcase?" He asks you.

- "Indeed, love. It does sound terrible." You respond, and Charlie's form slumps over in dejection.

- You're always a target for getting kidnapped by sinners, because of your worth to Alastor. Alastor doesn't mind as much, he thinks it's cute. They think it's that easy.

- Alastor doesn't need to lift a finger when he's with you because he knows you can handle yourself just fine. That's why he ADORES you.

- "I'm back dearest, and I have something for you." You smile, passing the butchered ribcage of your kidnapper over to him. He smiles deviously, "You know me so well, darling."

- On days where you're away from him though, he knows you'll be fine but still keeps tabs on you. He loves watching you, that's it. He loves watching you go about your daily business, walking, talking, etc. - You are so beautiful.

- You wait obediently outside the meeting room when he's having meetings with the other Overlords. They know you too - you're the more tolerable one out of the pair.

- Every morning, he dresses you up himself. You're not allowed to touch yourself to even comb your hair - he'll do it for you. He wants you to look your best everyday, and he knows what's best. You don't mind though, his taste in clothing is fantastic - everyday you look fantastic because of Alastor.

REQUESTS are OPEN!

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[hells-telegrammy]

Vox and Alastor as romantic rivals.

Rivals by day, rivals by night.

- You're so screwed.

- People always wonder how you managed to snag TWO of Hell's biggest overlords

- Alastor and Vox ALWAYS make their quarrels public

- especially if it's concerning you

- Alastor has no shame, openly courting you in front of hundreds of sinners. Sinners would grab their phones and snap the scene, and eventually those pictures would reach Vox.

- Alastor's plan exactly.

- Ironically, Vox on the other hand, HATED sharing you with his viewers. He would air any and all dirt he could get on that insane red deer, but HATED and REFUSED to share any media regarding you.

- Vox thinks you're too SACRED to be shared to filthy slave viewers

- People are scared shitless to go near you in public. They KNOW you - you're Vox and Alastor's current obsession.

- people avoiding you like the plague

- Surprisingly, Vox puts more effort in actually pursuing you, while Alastor persuades you with fear.

- "As expected, Alastor doesn't know jack in romancing." Vox would say on-air, "He's ugly. He's outdated. He smells like grandma cardigans. That's one for me, and zero for him."

- He takes any chance he gets to be with you when Alastor's away or busy. He's almost desperate, because he knows how much Alastor loves to interfere.

- Vox doesn't even UNDERSTAND why Alastor has taken a sudden interest in you. He thinks, maybe it's to piss him off. Of course it is.

- But Alastor's interest is genuine, YOU intrigue him. YOU are his latest entertainment, besides the hotel.

- He's not so fond of being intimate, he mostly does things to you (eg. being affectionate) to piss Vox off, but he's serious about keeping you.

- Once he's had his fun with Vox, he'll whisk you away, and you will be his.

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