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#I say hittamul out of spite.

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i think about this comic at least once a week

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I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.

#ic/ooc reblog #//i was going to say you don't even need a screwdriver but then i remembered the n3ds has the insane design decision to make you unscrew #//the back plate every time u want to access the sd card slot #//couldnt be me i have an og 3ds

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so like up until the 1600s, people believed that plants got their mass by eating dirt, because where the fuck else would they get it from. a guy named jan van helmont thought this sounded kind of funky and decided to test it by planting a willow tree sapling, letting it grow in a pot for 5 years, and measuring the soil before and after. lo and behold, at the end of the 5 year experiment the weight of the soil was basically the same. he decided that the mass of the growing willow tree would HAVE to be from water, because what the fuck else could the plant possibly eat, am i right lads???

anyway what im trying to get at is that its actually a really common misconception that plants eat dirt. they do not eat dirt. they get their mass from carbon dioxide in the air that they converted into sugars and starches in photosynthesis. yes, they get nutrients and stuff from the soil, but the bulk of what you see in terms of like, leaves and bark and Non-Water Plant Stuff™ was made from materials converted from carbon dioxide in photosynthesis. 

jan van helmont did not know this. jan van helmont self-identified as an alchemist and spent most of his time thinking very hard about how eating things worked while under the assumption that plants apparently got bigger from only water and absolutely nothing else. this, although some sort of mood i can’t pin down– a small worm, a similar hat, if you will– is not a life style i would encourage

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I'm back, my beloathed Tumblr. Did I miss anything good?

#ic text #//if anyone tells him he just barely missed the boop wars he'll be SO FUCKING MISSED #//...because i forgot his blog existed and forgot he would eat that shit up lmao

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⚠️Burps loudly at the table in restaurants.

Fucking rude, I do not.

I don't even go to restaurants.

#Anonymous #ic ask

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MUSE SHAMING

send me a ⚠️ with a reason my muse should be shamed (e.g. “hangs toilet paper backward”) and I can only confirm or deny

#ask memes

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I love how we've all said "absolutely fucking not" to that scenario.

There are just some things even the most masochistic of us can't take.

#ic text #dashwatching

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fat turret. reblog if you agree.

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#I'd rather fucking die. Again.

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Ugh.

No, I haven't been sleeping for...

An entire month, according to the date on my browser.

I've just been...

Busy.

#ic text #Time is fake here and sometimes you just close your eyes and sleep for forever even though you don't need to sleep. It happens.

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Around here we support slackers, cheaters, underachievers, and, especially, burnouts

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Does anyone want to come over so we can punch eachothers lights out

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The voice of the narrator in the Stanley parable posted this on twitter eight years ago and I’m still laughing

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Stone faced and barely moving in the club.