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hell-basically · 3 years

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Xiao x Mort

This was a request

Xiao goes to Madagascar accidentally because his co op teammate (Jean) blasted him off with her sword 😍🥰

Anyways

This is a joke, don’t send me threats or anything over this

“Where am I?”

The first thought Xiao had after he was blasted off of starsnatch cliff.

He was briefly talking with his co op teammate, Jean

When Jean decided to fling him to Madagascar. Unfortunately, Xiao’s ping was garbage, now he’s lost.

As Xiao desperately searched through the land to find a way back home he came across a little creature that would change his life forever.

He saw a lemur getting robbed! A poor lemur getting his riches taken away.

“No please I need this money! How else am I going to pay King Julian to kiss his feet?” Mort sobbed.

The bandit picked Mort up by the tail as he flung him around.

Xiao couldn’t bear to look at the sight. He leaped into action, briefly kicking the bandit in the no-no square. The bandit howled in pain as he crawled away leaving Mort on the floor.

“Thank you so much for saving me giant,” said Mort. He had a peachy blush dusted on his cheeks.

“It’s no problem, next time if you’re in danger, if you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws in you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name, Adeptus Xiao (lip bite), I will be here when you call.”

Mort was now very flustered as he tried to brush it off.

They exchanged Numbers (or uids ig) so they could call 👉👈

#genshin impact xiao #genshin xiao

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hell-basically · 3 years

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Mort x King Julian x Maurice X reader, Highschool AU

this entire thing is satire I swear

once I’m finished writing more I’ll edit this post to add on to it

This is obviously a joke

For my mutuals <3

King Julian x Maurice x Mort x Reader

Basically a love square

Possible angst?

Gender neutral

Highschool AU

Forgive me for this

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3rd Pov:

It was another day in Madagascar with the blazing sun and trees that danced with the wind, only one thing could ruin this beautiful day:

School

Y/N woke up in a unknown panic from the alarm they had set for today, today would be their first day at their high school for senior year. Y/N groaned in bed for they did not think about how devastating this day would be.

One of the only things that brought her joy was their boyfriend, Maurice.

Until he broke up with them.

It happened in a flash and it left Y/N absolutely heartbroken.

And now they had to go see him today due to high school.

Y/N rolled out of bed as they slopped on one of their favorite outfits, if they were planning on going to see everyone might as well look nice right?

After Y/N did their routine they put on their shoes and ran to catch up with the bus they had forgotten about.

As Y/N sat down on the bus a head perked up behind them from the seat.

“Y/N!”

It was Mort! Y/N’s best friend since they were seven, Y/N and Mort were inseparable. Everyone saw those two as peas in a pod. He comforted Y/N when Maurice broke up with them, Mort was like a little brother to Y/N.

Mort looked into Y/N’s eyes for the millionth time by now. Morts face was tinted a fresh peach color, he adored Y/N, loved them a lot. He can never stop thinking about how lucky he was to have them.

“Mort! Good morning!”

Mort flushed at their voice, Mort himself hated school but it was all worth it to him. As long as he could see Y/N he was happy.

Mort got up to sit next to Y/N so they could both chat on the bus.

“Are you ready for senior year?”

“I doubt it, it’s okay as long as you’re here though Mort.” Y/N said.

Mort was surprised by the words that Y/N had said, before he could say anything more the bus ride had been over. It went faster than Mort and Y/N knew, high school might be hell, but they both were happy that they had each other side by side.

~Writers Note~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sorry this chapter was so short it will be longer next time.

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#king julien #all hail king julien #lemur #highschool au #fanfiction

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