The lab boys have alerted me to an outlier in testing results. Apparently a certain group of lady test subjects have consistently resulted in higher testing results. Caroline tells me they are ladies of the lavender persuasion. Well I don鈥檛 care what color they are, you can consider me tickled pink by these results. I鈥檝e been told that testing recruitment will shift to specific areas of social gathering. Namely softball teams. Get those gals in here fellas, and make sure they can play ball. Home run for science.
Thanks! When i made this i was just a bit annoyed at the shirt, but your words make me feel better about the process. Because this is a skill I'm learning, and learning takes time :)
PAIN
the fact that this is how I'm learning blender is actually sad
"Cave Johnson here. So we at Aperture have been doing experiments on human flesh since the 50's, which is all well and good, but why can't we be more? *violent coughing* By definition, the nature of the flesh is to decay, so why not move beyond it! If we can store music on a compact disk, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? The lab boys say it's worth a shot, so we'll let you know how that goes."
"Cave Johnson here. I am speaking to you from the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, Aperture's greatest accomplishment. A successful scan of the human mind, my mind, implanted into a computer system of unimaginable intelligence. That said, we're admittedly a little disappointed to have realized the nature of existential decay extends to the machine. Very disappointing to hear, but we're working on a project to create the first artificial divine being, the final evolution for mankind, a form without any kind of decay! Anyways that was the pitch Caroline uploaded this morning, so here's hoping that turns out well.
"Cave Johnson everywhere. So you're never going to believe this-"
inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.