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[hazza-babby]

as an ace, I have never understood the concept of breakup sex. I gotta have my chakras balanced and my skin care routine perfected and at least 6 planets in alignment and a blood ritual to be in the mood, and you’re telling me this mofucka is leaving me and he wants one last fuck for the road???

[hazza-babby]

Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

[hazza-babby]

This is from 2020, but it definitely still applies.

[hazza-babby]

I wanna be a masculine girl and a feminine boy...if that makes any sense whatsoever.

[hazza-babby]

it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to “but sexism!” your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!

[hazza-babby]

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

[hazza-babby]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[hazza-babby]

Hot take but I think the reason Madison Beer hasn’t gotten the same hype and fame as like Olivia Rodrigo or Sabrina Carpenter even though she has been in the industry for longer than both of them is because she refuses to look even slightly unattractive. Like her music videos are literally just her voguing and smoldering at the camera. It seems like her whole personality is her looks.

Don’t get me wrong she is gorgeous and has a wonderful voice but that’s like it. She doesn’t let herself be funny or weird or quirky. Like I understand that young women get ridiculed on the internet even if they look perfect every second of the day but she just isn’t relatable. It doesn’t seem like she is human. And I acknowledge that we shouldn’t be comparing anyone but it’s hard not to when I barely see anything promoting or trending about Madison’s tour. And she deserves the hype. Her music is great and she has a lot of potential.

For example, Taylor Swift is iconic but she really took off after “Blank Space” when she was willing to make unflattering faces while smashing the shit out of the car.

Olivia Rodrigo is super attractive but she lets her inner theater kid shine during her tour performance and she doesn’t take herself too seriously.

Sabrina Carpenter literally transformed into a dude for her “Nonsense” music video… like that’s iconic! And she lets herself have fun and embraces her goofy side while looking gorgeous.

I just know Madison has more to offer than her looks but all I see people talking about is how pretty she is.

[hazza-babby]

ever since I saw that video I knew I had to draw it 🥹😄🖤

Credits to amazing cosplayers:

@ whataboutpadfoot (IG)

@ p4perback (IG)

@ caligo.dragon (IG)

[hazza-babby]

[ID: a google search result that reads, "bisexual visibility day 2023 / Sat, Sep 23, 2023". End ID] HAPPY BI DAY EVERYONE!! this is your reminder that bisexuality includes and has always included all genders and can be with or without a preference 💗💜💙

[hazza-babby]

people really go out of their way to talk about why jegulus is unrealistic.

baby; it's media about wizards/witches that fly on brooms, a weird snake dude who can't kill an actual toddler and there's like 3 dragons at some point. if i wanted realism, i wouldn't be here.

[hazza-babby]

Yo I’d eat this shit up!!!!!! I love trans!reg please write this!!

the urge to write a marauders friends au and it starts with regulus going to sirius’ apartment in a wedding dress and sirius (the only person who he ever came out to as trans) was like “why the fuck are you wearing a dress?” and regulus has to tell him about running away from his wedding and begged sirius to take him in (and of course sirius did)

the whole fic follows regulus’ transition and how sirius helped him thru and it also follows reg’s journey into being independent

and james just falling in love watching the whole thing

#regulus black #sirius black #fic rec #please #jegulus

[hazza-babby]

This was really cute!!

It Sends You Spinning

Will/Gareth - 4,325 Words, Rated T

Gareth’s been staring at the Google Form for over twenty minutes now, and he’s starting to feel a little ridiculous. He can do this. He absolutely can.

The university hosts this event every year in collaboration with a local queer activism group. He knows it started as a way to raise awareness about HIV prevention, and while the info packet mentions that testing will be available at one of the booths, it’s grown much larger, and the drag show is the major draw. There will be actual professionals in the second half, but it’s the amateur competition at the beginning that has him preoccupied now.

Gareth could. He should. He can. He just needs to fill out the stupid form to enter.

Eddie picks up on the third ring. “What do you want?”

Gareth starts with a joke, partially for the mood and partially to stall. “I didn’t interrupt sex with your boyfriend or anything, did I?”

“Hardy har,” Eddie says, and Gareth can practically see him roll his eyes. “It’s cute you think I’d let you interrupt that by answering.”

“And here I thought I was special,” Gareth coos.

“I’m assuming you do have a reason for calling, though.”

Gareth hesitates. The silence must speak for him.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s wrong,” Gareth starts, then cuts himself off again. “I’m being stupid, and I need you to tell me that.”

“What did you do?” There’s a teasing lilt to Eddie’s voice, like he knows he isn’t about to scold Gareth, just verbally knock some sense into him.

“It’s what I haven’t done.” Gareth bites his lip, staring at the computer screen for a few seconds before admitting, “I’m looking at that drag show signup, and I can’t bring myself to do it.”

“Why not?”

“Because,” Gareth says, “that involves getting into drag in front of people.”

Eddie snorts, and okay, fine, Gareth can admit it’s funny even though he doesn’t appreciate that he’s the joke here.

“What’s so funny?” he asks anyway.

“You literally performed for people all the time in high school. You’ve been up on stage plenty of times!”

“Yeah, but the drummer’s at the back.” Gareth knows he’s arguing just to argue, to stall, but that doesn’t stop him. “And that’s with others, not by myself.”

“You’ve been practicing your intricate little makeup looks for months.”

“And only let like three people see it.”

“You wore a dress out in public last month when we went clubbing! That has to take more courage to go out on the street confidently in a dress than up on stage.”

“I didn’t even have a bra and padding on, though.”

“But you tucked,” Eddie points out. “You did the most awkward part and proved you can be around people without thinking about it constantly.”

“I’m starting to be sorry I told you that,” Gareth grumbles.

[Read the rest here]

#greatwise #fic recs #background steddie

[hazza-babby]

I second this!!

i need everyone to stop what they are doing and read the long game by lackadaisical_lizard on ao3 this fic is now my favorite jegulus fic

#jegulus #fic rec #gay as fuck

[hazza-babby]

i havent seen anyone talk about this so im just gonna put this out there:

not wanting to read something because it doesnt have jegulus is different then not reading something because it has jily… and some of yall dont see that

if your only problem with james being in love is that its with a woman… you might need to go evaluate that within yourself

jily is not morally or ethically inferior to jegulus yet ive seen ppl say they need to “mentally prepare” for jily…

some you hate reading about women and it SHOWS. and thats not even reach of you look at how lily is treated in this fandom lmao

if you hate jily but love jegulus, im just gonna assume ur misogynistic atp

im jegulus>jily yet i still respect jily for what it is and how it serves fics…

[hazza-babby]

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

[hazza-babby]

I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.