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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

#damn this hits hard

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aw yeah baby, new Shadow Creature with Strange Hand Positions pics!!!

via jessdrews on ig

#wake up babe new trail cam pics just dropped #i love him a normal amount #normal is the word i was looking for right? #sleep token

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🫡😏

#saurondriel #haladriel

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Save me The Offering note change... The Offering note change save me... Save me The Offering note change!!!

Bro was so extra with it I hate him (I am on the floor weeping, screaming into my pillow, trying to imitate his high falsetto but instead sounding like a wounded animal in dire need of aid)

Source: moondust_mean on Tiktok

#stop i can't #send help

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Listen here

If there is a more Haladriel coded band out there than Sleep Token, I have not heard them. 🖤✨️ Here's what I was listening to while writing Live at Eldamar Park. Hands down my favorite band ever, and the musical/aesthetic inspiration for Maia Revolt.

(See the Bible Camp AU and the bands Tool & A Perfect Circle for Melkor and more of my Tolkien musical crack theories. This is all in good fun, and obv my theories are not meant to be taken seriously or projected onto actual people I don't know LOL 😉)

#haladriel #my fic #otp: bind yourself to me #haladriel modern au #haladriel playlist #featuring sleep token the most haladriel band ever #not my photo #i am so normal about them

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I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens. 

Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!

Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?

Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn’t it?

Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?

Me: errr, yeah, they’re predators you know?

Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?

Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them

Frank: THEY FLY… wait, hang on… Oh…. I see… Err… In German, Igel is.. Errr…

(long, long pause)…

AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!

#language #hedgehog

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three stages of life:

1. there are monsters under my bed.

2. there are monsters in my head.

3. i am the monster now.

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This might sound controversial

But I am convinced there are times when the funniest ship is the best ship

And Sauron x Galadriel is HYSTERICAL to me

#after you watch trop it goes from crack ship to tragic star-crossed lovers and you're crying over it #for real though #like WHAT??? #prev tags #every day

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Pick a theme or quote, and make your fanworks!

(Movie based AU is ANY MOVIE, not just LOTR related.)

It can be fanfic, vids, music, rec lists, moodboards, or even just headcanons, etc... whatever you like! You can share on any platform (AO3, YouTube, etc.) and we will have another A03 collection where you can share your works. But if you’re on tumblr or twitter then just use our hashtag for Haladriel Week 2024, so we can cross post it.

#haladriel week 2024 #its happeninggggg!!! #haladriel week

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Hear the Playlist

Read the Story

I finally made the playlist for just what I needed, minus the praise songs mentioned throughout the story. These are the songs from which I've borrowed lines for chapter titles, and of course, the name of the story itself!

Bonus track 😉

#haladriel #my fic #otp: bind yourself to me #galadriel x halbrand #halbrand x galadriel #haladriel modern au #haladriel fanfic #working on finishing this fic #eclectic playlist #fic playlist #haladriel coded #haladriel bible camp au #Spotify

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Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.

#stop it right now

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WELL WELL WELL

#screaming crying throwing up #PLEASE LET THIS BE HIS

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#the recontextualization of this scene still makes me nuts #<- prev tag #haladriel #sob sob

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like my ideal job is honestly i own an extremely shitty bookstore and cafe and you cant order anything from a menu except cold brew coffee (when we run out, we run out) or you can ask me (i am standing behind the counter) for a drink and i will make you a weird espresso concoction based on what i feel like making and it will always cost a flat 5 dollars (i know, coffee should cost less, but here we are. sometimes the drink will be a scoop of vanilla gelato with an espresso shot poured over. sometimes it will be a coffee seltzer. it will probably just be a regular latte most of the time with sprinkles on top), but sometimes i hand you a grilled cheese sandwich or maybe a novella i like instead. we're only open for three hours between 4-7 in the afternoon btw.

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Author Reveals are here! Read below the cut to see who wrote your favorite fics!

don't let it in with no intention to keep it by alicuntisms for @nuclearnik

galadriel is in need of a human - halbrand is in need of a warm place to sleep. a bargain is struck. if only galadriel knew who she was striking a bargain with....

A Lust for Light by cozy_ships for @liminal-zone

The magic is always just there on the periphery of his lands, threatening to spill over. Sometimes he swears he can feel it in the earth beneath his feet, taste it in the water, clear and bright and so utterly unlike his own. The flowing currents of it had drawn him to these lands, led him to stake his own claim and build his fortress along the borders of the Golden Wood. He knows who resides within, hiding herself away amidst the forest’s glittering bowers.

Tempered by eye_of_a_cat for @cozy_ships on Twitter

She focuses instead on smaller things. She notices the edges of him: the sewed seams of his bracers, the way they press against the skin of his hands; the shadow at his neck where the cloth of his collar falls loosely; the way the fuzz of hair on his arms glows a little in reflected firelight. He is all edges and joins, scars and soldered seams. There will be a way to break him apart.

at the dawn of our folly, we took from the tree that was rotting by ichabodcranemills for @lisenberry

Stranded togehter in the middle of nowehere, political rivals Galadriel and Halbrand learn they have more in common than they could've possibly imagined.

Love is heavy and light, bright and dark by lisenberry for @softlighter

There was a time in Lady Galadriel Artanis Noldor’s life when all she had to worry about was keeping her face out of the sun and her feet out of the mud. Her nose in her embroidery and her hands soft as lambskin. Her brain empty and her mouth shut.

Many things had changed since then.

and I feel like I just got home by Lizzen for @eye_of_a_cat on Twitter

A third age haunting of a sort; an alternate version of life as seen through the looking glass, and the impact resonate.

She is Everything You Want by MyrsineMezzo for @alicuntisms

As he looked at that tight braid with the light reflecting in her hair, Halbrand realized he knew who she was. Everyone knew who she was. Galadriel Noldor. She was the best and the brightest; the pride of the university who had been profiled in the recent campus magazine because she was on a sure ride through the NCAA fencing tournament system even as a sophomore. He realized Mel had followed his gaze when he heard a low scoff.

“Noldor. A loner who thinks she’s above it all. Now there’s a challenge worthy of the highest of prizes.”

the only song i want to hear by MyrsineMezzo for @ichabodcranemills

5 times Halbrand kissed Galadriel in exchange for a secret, and one time he did not.

Set throughout the first season of Rings of Power.

Deeper, Darker Things Than You by nuclearnik for @formerlyIR on Twitter

He is effortlessly charming—and everyone besides Galadriel seems to eat it right up—but something hiding just below the surface, coiled and restless, calls to her.

don't answer me (i'm calling just to hear you scream" by poeticmemory for @the-sweet-hibiscus

One year after her eldest brother‘s murder, Galadriel and her friends find themselves in the sights of a horror-film obsessed killer.

everything (except what it is) by softlight for @myrsinemezzo

“And what are you going to say?” “That I can be civil if you can."

Rival teachers Galadriel and Halbrand sign up to run the school show. Things do not go as expected.

the Curse of Linhir by TheSweetHibiscus for @justatinycollector

The morning of October 28th I, along with my unwilling companion, managed to flea the decrepit town of Linhir. I had ran, cloaked in nothing more than a t-shirt and the threadbare soles of my brother's old hiking boots, nearly twenty miles to the Regent's port home in Númenor. Each step was agony – the ill-timed impromptu marathon more than enough to cause my lungs and thighs to burn like coal cinders. Yet it was nothing compared to the sinking dread — a fear I hadn't gotten far enough away.

By the Moonlight by justatinycollector for @wyrd-syster

It would seem to Galadriel, in their first few encounters, that Halbrand would always leave her with something. Later, she’d come to learn that he never left a place empty-handed.

The Highwayman AU.

stones that move (and trees that speak) by Wyrd_Syster for @bad-surprise

Halbrand wants power and Galadriel wants her inheritance. There is no cost too high, no price too steep, to stop them from taking what they want.

A Macbeth AU with a dash of Sleep No More.