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hawkeyes-chicklet · 15 days
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She's very proud!
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 21 days
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Oh myyy.... I almost died laughing 😅 that came unexpected
fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 5 months
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Taking a break from tumblr.
Will take a look occasionally and check messages but that's that.
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 5 months
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This is important 
(📷via @marianna_catographer)
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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Same.... sadly
i think i'm tired of tumblr. ha!
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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Nice bassline
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Strictly for the goths
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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Wexter strikes again. I love her!
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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I can't even....
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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She's insane. She must me!
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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little wizard bird
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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She looks like a kitten here
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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if this post gets 1000 notes I'll ask my desi mom to buy me a chest binder
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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Aua.... aber gut!
Übrigens: Die Vorräte von Eichhörnchen sind Ersparnüsse.
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 6 months
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Guess my career is over. Cat ate my guitar.
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 7 months
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The cat does not approve the anglerfish pumpkin I just made.
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No. Not at all. I didn't fully think this trough....
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 7 months
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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
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Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
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This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
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The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
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He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
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This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
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It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
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hawkeyes-chicklet · 7 months
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This is very interesting. I can see myself in this.
The Autistic Struggle of Losing a Special Interest…
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Neurodivergent_lou
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